Wow. I'd like to know who exactly was "surveyed" to compile this list. It actually saddens me to know that this was even written. "She" may as well have written something like "C'mon, guys. Seriously? Stop being such...a guy." And guys, from a real woman, I apologize on behalf of all the sad women in the world like this who are picky to this kind of extent and then complain that they can't find "Mr. Right."
I am 100% female, and I'm pretty easy to get along with. Not much makes "my list" so to speak. And those that know me can attest to that. But, if someone put a gun to my head and said that I HAD to pick 15 things that I didn't like about guys, maybe 4 of them would make that list. It's "girls" like this that give real women a bad name. And I guess it's been awhile since I've vented, so for those that care to read, here's my take on this, going backwards from 15-1 (according to "Betty") [and the italicized ones are the only ones that would make MY list]
15) GRUNTING AT THE GYM - okay, seriously? Is that "really" that much of a problem? I'd say the fact that a real guy is even going to the gym would make me look past something like that. I like a guy who takes care of himself. And as long as he's doing his part, I don't care if he wants to oink like a damn pig. At least he's making the effort to better himself.
14) GOING TOO OVER-THE-TOP - kinda agree with this one. If you give me your "A" game straight off the bat, it's what you lead with. I'll expect it. Not all the time, understandably. But it will definitely show when you aren't putting in any effort if you leave no room for improvement.
13) VIDEO GAMES - um, no brainer for me. Pass me a controller!! Gamer girl all the way. And never watched an episode of Gossip Girl ever, nor would I with a name like that. I'm content to hang out and watch my guy play video games, or play with him. As long as you don't mind when I kick your ass 😉
12) DRIVING WITH THE SEAT RECLINED REALLY FAR BACK - um, I wasn't even aware this was like "a thing". So...
11) BAD HYGEINE - Agree with this one too. No brainer. You gotta put some effort in.
10) CURSING - Fuck that!! They are just words. Get over it. Damn.
9) ACTING "TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL" - Agree here too. Intellectual stimulation has to be there as well, at least on some level, be it movies or books, something. I'm attracted to intellect. So if a man doesn't have it, he won't even get a first date.
8) P.D.A. - Doesn't bother me. I mean, I'm not gonna go full on make out session at the grocery store. But a good kiss or squeeze of the ass never hurt anyone. Except "the old lady behind us forced to watch". Sorry. Get over it or go to another line.
7) FLATUALTING - Guys are guys. Get over it! Any girl who refuses to go out on a second date with a guy simply because he let one slip at the dinner table, is a prude, plain and simple. As if she never had that happen to her.
6) COMPARING US TO THEIR EX - Yeah Agree. But that should be a no brainer for guys too. I can't see any situation where that would have a positive outcome. She's your ex for a reason. It's in the past. Leave her there. Unless it's your "baby momma" or something. But that's another story.
5) TALKING TOO DIRTY - Agree here as well. Slow your roll. Don't assume your getting any until we're already naked and in the bed. Sex isn't a given. It's a privilege.
4) GUIDING OUR HAND TO THEIR PACKAGE - I agree here too. Um, gross. Yes, I am aware that you have a dick. And I know where it is. Again, don't assume anything.
3) OBSESSIVELY TEXTING - Has never bothered me. Text away. Blow up my phone. I know how to block/delete/ignore if I need to.
2) GETTING TOO DRUNK - As long as it's not a continuous thing, no problem. Drink all you want, as long as you share 😛 But seriously, alcoholics are not impressive. If you can't control it or handle it, just don't drink. But I understand the occasional bad day or needing to cut loose.
1) TICKLING - Now, the reason we are all here lol. Um, I guess yeah, for a "vanilla" I could see where it would be annoying, but I can't see where it would go so far as to not warrant a call back. But then again, I've always liked playful guys anyhow.