Hey everybody;
This happened about a week or so ago.
I was on an MTA city bus heading to work one afternoon. At the back of the bus were these four college kids--two guys ; two girls. They were being loud and annoying -- trading insults and busting each other's balls the way friends do. Anywho, we get to a red light and the driver slams on the brakes -- causing one of the dudes to shift forward. Then I hear one of the girls say "You better hold on to something -- I don't want your skinny, smelly ass to fall on me."
Now like I said -- they were being really loud, and I was trying to ignore them.
However-- a few stops later, the bus driver slams on the brakes again.
The kid then pretends to fall on top of the girl. Then I hear a loud squeal followed by a hysterical cackle. I turn and see that the guy has got a vulgan death grip on the girls left side. She's cracking up telling the guy to get off her.
Anyways -- the driver continues on his route. After the group trades a few more barbs. The kid says "I'm getting off here -- you guys are beginning to bore me." At that point he turns around. Then his lee tries to "pants" him.
She grabs him by the belt loops and tries to pull his pants down -- but (lucky for the rest of the passengers -- not so much for her) she doesn't yank hard enough.
He turns around with a purpose as she runs back to her seat "I'm sorry - sorry. I'm just playing" she says.
Well here is when the all out upper body assault begins. He pounces on her; attacking her neck, sides, ribs, and stomach. She is frantic. yelling and thrashing -- laughing uncontollably. this goes on for about a minute or two. She ends up face down on her seat -- putting her face into her back pack to muffle her laughter
. At this point her friend starts telling the dude to cut it out or she will kick his ass.
Noting that her friend was serious -- he let his lee up. After a few more stops (and finally some silence from their corner of the bus) he got off at his stop.
The girl was exhausted -- wave bye to him and put her head down.
Except for the general rowdiness of the four people involved -- it was kind of a fun thing to witness.
Well folks -- thanks for reading.
This happened about a week or so ago.
I was on an MTA city bus heading to work one afternoon. At the back of the bus were these four college kids--two guys ; two girls. They were being loud and annoying -- trading insults and busting each other's balls the way friends do. Anywho, we get to a red light and the driver slams on the brakes -- causing one of the dudes to shift forward. Then I hear one of the girls say "You better hold on to something -- I don't want your skinny, smelly ass to fall on me."
Now like I said -- they were being really loud, and I was trying to ignore them.
However-- a few stops later, the bus driver slams on the brakes again.
The kid then pretends to fall on top of the girl. Then I hear a loud squeal followed by a hysterical cackle. I turn and see that the guy has got a vulgan death grip on the girls left side. She's cracking up telling the guy to get off her.
Anyways -- the driver continues on his route. After the group trades a few more barbs. The kid says "I'm getting off here -- you guys are beginning to bore me." At that point he turns around. Then his lee tries to "pants" him.
She grabs him by the belt loops and tries to pull his pants down -- but (lucky for the rest of the passengers -- not so much for her) she doesn't yank hard enough.
He turns around with a purpose as she runs back to her seat "I'm sorry - sorry. I'm just playing" she says.
Well here is when the all out upper body assault begins. He pounces on her; attacking her neck, sides, ribs, and stomach. She is frantic. yelling and thrashing -- laughing uncontollably. this goes on for about a minute or two. She ends up face down on her seat -- putting her face into her back pack to muffle her laughter
. At this point her friend starts telling the dude to cut it out or she will kick his ass. Noting that her friend was serious -- he let his lee up. After a few more stops (and finally some silence from their corner of the bus) he got off at his stop.
The girl was exhausted -- wave bye to him and put her head down.
Except for the general rowdiness of the four people involved -- it was kind of a fun thing to witness.
Well folks -- thanks for reading.
