Receptionist: Thank you for calling Acme Corporation, how may I assist you?
Teletickler: Yes, could you connect me to a ticklish female, preferably attractive and in her mid 20's?
Receptionist: Excuse me?
Teletickler: Yes, I said could you connect me to a ticklish female, preferably attractive and in her mid 20's? You see I have a unique fetish and the thrill of calling up businesses and asking that question gives me sexual satisfaction that I have been unable to find else ware.
Receptionist: Humm, I see. I could connect you to Tori. She is the head of our regional sales team and is quite ticklish.
Teletickler: Great, before you connect me could you describe her feet to me?
Receptionist: Well I would say her feet are…perky and nice.
Teletickler: Perky and nice you say...humm....that sounds good.
Receptionist: Oh, and they are soft and ticklish too.
Teletickler: Ah, you hit the nail on the head. She sounds perfect. Is she blonde by chance?
Receptionist: Yes in fact she is. Naturally blonde as well. I have seen her naked on several occasions in our corporate changing room.
Teletickler: Wonderful.
Receptionist: Please hold while I transfer you. Would you like our standard holding music or 70's style porn music?
Teletickler: 70's style porn music please.
Receptionist: One moment.
Teletickler: Fantastic. *zipppppppppp*
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-Jamandi-