Tit-or-Foot-job?

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

A thread for men to gather and ponder over with much gravity and sternness of expression.

Would you, as a guy, rather enjoy a titjob or footjob from your favorite lady?

I've never had either in the strictest sense, and Journia's comments in another thread got me wondering what the consensus site-wide would be if given the two options.

Oh sure, i could have created it as a poll, but -
a) I'm just that lazy
b) It's insanely late
c) I only like creating polls with three or more choices

So, men of the Theater Tribe, what say you regarding this subject of tremendous importance? Weigh the matter carefully, brethern. Our very happiness may well lay in the balance!

 

[CrazyLikeAFox]

Breasts, though they commeth in many a shape and a size, are over-rated methinks. Consider for a moment if your lady friend were not appropriately endowed to please you in such a way.

 

[player 01]

Hm, well if she were endowed enough i'd ask for a breast job since it would be super comfy compared to feet which are very bony and not nearly as flexible as hands.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Breasts, though they commeth in many a shape and a size, are over-rated methinks. Consider for a moment if your lady friend were not appropriately endowed to please you in such a way.

Ah, methinks you speak wise words, oh Crazy of the Fox tribe. The council must ponder this with much clenching of jaw and furrowing of brow.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Hm, well if she were endowed enough i'd ask for a breast job since it would be super comfy compared to feet which are very bony and not nearly as flexible as hands.

Truly, it is good that we weigh these contingencies, Brother Player 0. Thou too speaketh with much wisdom and generally solemn demeanor.

 

[Dave2112]

Well, my babygirl's got some Nice Ones, so I'm going to have to go with a, as you so eloquently put it, titjob. 🙂

 

[melanie2]

The correct terminology is breasts...damn you guys anyway...tits pftttttttt...

oops i'm a female..hehe

 

[juggernaut]

Gotta go with the boobs. Been there, done that. Much better.

 

[kopfhorer1]

I vote for feet. As poet Ed Sanders once remarked, if you have ever experienced a foot-whack (as I've done), you truly walk in the valley of the blessed! As for tit jobs, that was never logistically possible with my girlfriends!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Well, my babygirl's got some Nice Ones, so I'm going to have to go with a, as you so eloquently put it, titjob. 🙂

Given your current post-wreck condition, it could prove fortuitous if babygirl would throw one or the other on you, Brother Dave2112. The council demands proof of her supposed endowedness! Text us with the evidence!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

The correct terminology is breasts...damn you guys anyway...tits pftttttttt...

oops i'm a female..hehe

A female in the private council chambers! At her, brothers! Off with her...um...shoes! Yeah, that's it! And top! Off with that, too! We'll settle this like true barbarians!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I vote for feet. As poet Ed Sanders once remarked, if you have ever experienced a foot-whack (as I've done), you truly walk in the valley of the blessed! As for tit jobs, that was never logistically possible with my girlfriends!

Then thou hast surely known some talented and resourceful women indeed, oh he of the unpronounceable name! To make up for whatever shortcomings they might have been fraught with by such ingenious means. Surely, they are as unto the divine angels themselves! :Angel_anim:

 

[Sir Bombers]

Ah... though both are highly enjoyable... I find that a footjob is more interesting! A fine pair of tits can go up and down exclusively with them being of a decent size of course...but any man who has seen a foot job vid starring any lass of real skill will find that feet, no matter the size can do many things to slick a schlong! Ha Ha!

I have many reasons for my reasoning but my main reasoning is driven by this...

With enough money, thou can always create a fine pair of breast any day... but can thou always make a fine pair of feet the same way?


😉

 

[player 01]

Ah... though both are highly enjoyable... I find that a footjob is more interesting! A fine pair of tits can go up and down exclusively with them being of a decent size of course...but any man who has seen a foot job vid starring any lass of real skill will find that feet, no matter the size can do many things to slick a schlong! Ha Ha!

I have many reasons for my reasoning but my main reasoning is driven by this...

With enough money, thou can always create a fine pair of breast any day... but can thou always make a fine pair of feet the same way?


😉

http://www.leepodiatry.com/cosmetic_surgery.htm

It would seem so, yes.

 

[Journia]

And the chambers doth echo with abandon!

 

[Sir Bombers]

http://www.leepodiatry.com/cosmetic_surgery.htm

It would seem so, yes.

Bah! Alright... but still!

Feet can be corrected to make them nice, yes... but not created artificially like with implants! :stickout

So there!

 

[firewindwater1]

so hard to choose

 

[tallbuckeye]

flip a coin, I'll take either. If I could find a woman that'll actually go for something different I'd be a winner already ;0

 

[Lauren_M]

You know boys I think you may be missing the most import aspect fo the two. So far you've talked about technique, but let me ask you this: When do you suppose is the last time I've ever ducked under a table to give a breast-job? answer: Never! now a footjob on the other hand...well I could sit at a table for eight all day and no one would be the wiser 😀 just foot for thought 😉

 

[SPORTSGUY19127]

Both, in a sense. Wouldn't it be heavenly to be getting a nice footjob, while also massaging and sucking on a sensitive pair of breasts?

 

[Sir Bombers]

You know boys I think you may be missing the most import aspect fo the two. So far you've talked about technique, but let me ask you this: When do you suppose is the last time I've ever ducked under a table to give a breast-job? answer: Never! now a footjob on the other hand...well I could sit at a table for eight all day and no one would be the wiser 😀 just foot for thought 😉

Wow...such a cunning woman you are! I'll bet that certain special someone across from you in that table of eight would be the wiser indeed... :lol

 

[The_Crusader]

Brothers! Hearken to the possibility I present to thee! Hath none of ye considered prospects of a harem? What say thee all to perhaps having TWO girls please you, one with breasts so large and wondrous, and the next with her delicate and nimble feet? While the council be wise men indeed, surely such a question cannot be answered by debate alone?

 

[kopfhorer1]

Aye, indeed the two scenaria must be played out in full view of all who study such things that we may know the truth once and for all!

 

[idiot756]

Footjob for me. I enjoy breasts and the rest of a woman's body, but the feet really get my blood pumping.

 

[The_Crusader]

Gentlemen! A scientific study is called for! Everyone to your lab coats, bunsen burners and goggles!