TMF Silly Stuff Chess Game

[Mister Scruff]

I'll start:

Horse 2 to Penis-looking-thing 1
Pawn 4 to Deformed Tower 1

 

[Bohemianne]

PWNed!

pawn 1 to castrated horse 2.

Let the massacre begin!

 

[Mister Scruff]

Jet Fighter 1 to Queen 2

Your move B)

 

[Bohemianne]

Gambit X on tiptoes:

Vain Queen Side castling.
Mortgage the Tower.

 

[LD_Tickler]

Queen to queen's level three.

 

[slacker2114]

King shows pimp hand to Bishop

Pawn pwns pawn

 

[Bohemianne]

LMAO!

The Queen castigated the King, and vice versa.

The checkered board turned polka dot at times.

 

[slacker2114]

Knight seduces Queen, then never calls again.


Bishop mistakes Pawn for alterboy.

 

[slacker2114]

Tower cockblocks, out of check.


Queen mudwrestles Queen, Pawns cheer.

 

[Mister Scruff]

King to Doctor 1, prostate exam

Pawns strike for better pay

 

[Bohemianne]

Queen gave 8 pawns 5 PSI slaps on each face for being stupid martials.

 

[slacker2114]

Queen gives birth to Albino tentacle monster.


King runs from child support and hides in Tower 2.

 

[Mister Scruff]

Horse 1 to Albino Tentacle Monster

Bishop 2 SUPER SAIYAN POWER MODE ACTIVATE!

 

[slacker2114]

Horse 2 transform and roll out!


Pawn 2,3,4 drive-by on Tower 1

 

[Artoo]

Anyone on this fetish forum enjoy queening?

*executes the Semi-Slav defense, and then sods off to make some pawn stir-fry.*

 

[Mister Scruff]

Prince 3 to Puzzle Factory

 

[slacker2114]

Tentacle Monster 1 to downtown shopping mall

Tower 2 condemned by housing authority.

 

[Snail Shell]

Chuck Norris takes EVERYTHING!

Snail Shell

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
to that square over there, lightning fast,
performing a "Kicking in the Cowboy Ass" maneuver, check.

(Curse you for making me think of that song again, Jawsch. )

 

[Snail Shell]

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
to that square over there, lightning fast,
performing a "Kicking in the Cowboy Ass" maneuver, check.

(Curse you for making me think of that song again, Jawsch. )

lolololol

Just be glad I didn't throw in the final apocalyptic battle between Norris and David Carradine.

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

David Carradine negates Chuck Norris, play resumes.


King visits local brothel, takes two redheads.

 

[Snail Shell]

King takes Queen to hotel room E4. He then plants his bishop in the Queen's rook all knight.

But she's says it's more of a pawn than a bishop....

Snail Shell

 

[Bohemianne]

King Side Castling, (sorry he is a widower now...).

 

[Mister Scruff]

Brick to Window 4
Queening Stool to bin

 

[slacker2114]

Knight 2 to Strip Club 2, 3, 4 in succession.

King to Queen's hot younger sister.