TMF's manliest of Men

[Armpit_licker]

I think I have the title this year with my purchase of a Drill Press.

Anyone top that?

 

[jugner]

I bought a .38 special.

 

[giantfan121262]

I am so secure of my masculinity that I got an earring.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

It isn't me, that's all I can say. 😀

 

[chrisheaven]

I like nothing better than sipping a pink gin and palying my collection of Donny Osman CDs

 

[Neutron]

You Measure Your Masculinity..

By the tools you own? How sad.

I bought bed room sets for the children of a single mother I know, and presents for her children which will be delivered anonymously by Santa on X Mas Eve.

Guess that doesn't count.

Oh and I wasted a few sandeaters, 4 with a bow and arrow.

I place much more pride in the first.

Tron

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

I bought some really nice curtains the other day and....uh....um...er...I mean.....how 'bout them Giants?


Drew

 

[Marauder]

Totally butch, here!

Oh and I wasted a few sandeaters, 4 with a bow and arrow.

Dude, I TOTALLY gibbed scores of imps and zombies, some I clubbed with the flashlight! And I flacked loads of enemy bases with my Scud-Storm. What game gives you bow and arrow, and what's a sand-eater? I looked through my monstrous companion, but couldn't find it. Could you tell me THAC0 and HP, because Sand-Eater sounds like a TOTALLY AWESOME monster for my next campaign!

I'm incredibly manly because I fixed two (2!) sinks with two left hands with all thumbs on, and I made a few punk songs that ROCK FACES, and also I had sex like FOUR TIMES in 2004. WINNAR!!! 😀

 

[BigJim]

I started my own line of tickling videos. Think I'm in with a chance?

 

[Neutron]

I Vote For Big Jim..

A sandeater by the way is... Ah just check a map.


Tron

 

[Marauder]

<a href="http://neverwinter-nights.net/images/FR_LrgMap/frmap_1b.htm">This map</a> or <a href="http://www.informatik.uni-bremen.de/~cbernd/pdf/middleEarth03_ltr_scale.pdf">that map</a>?

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Still couldn't find any definition of Sand-Eater, <a href="http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/fw/20020817a">for all my perfect sources,</a> but I think this comes close:

<b>Fiery Sandhog
Medium-Size Aberration</b>
Hit Dice: 4d8+4 (22 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 40 ft., burrow 20 ft. (sand and loose soil only), climb 20 ft.
AC: 17 (+1 Dex, +6 natural), touch 11, flat-footed 16
Attacks: 4 bites +5 melee and 2 claws +0 melee
Damage: Bite 1d4+2, claw 1d6+1
Face/Reach: 5 ft. by 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Heat ray +4 ranged touch, poison
Special Qualities: Control sand, darkvision 60 ft., fire immunity
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +2, Will +4
Abilities: Str 15, Dex 12, Con 12, Int 7, Wis 10, Cha 11
Skills: Climb +10, Hide +8, Jump +9, Spot +6
Climate/Terrain: Warm desert
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-12)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Usually neutral
Advancement: 5-8 HD (Medium-size), 9-12 HD (Large)

<i>The fiery sandhog is a brutish and constantly hungry creature that uses the sands of the desert to catch and immobilize its prey.

The fiery sandhog looks only superficially like a large, bald razorback hog. A spiny row of crystalline spikes runs down its back and bristles on its shoulders. Its powerful legs end in large, clawed flippers that can propel it through sand and loose earth with surprising speed. Its vaguely boarlike head splits at the snout into four long trunks, each of which ends in a fanged maw. A pair of beady, feral red eyes glares from its face, belying its underlying intelligence and cunning.

Fiery sandhogs hunt in packs and are constantly on the move through their desert hunting grounds. They do not make permanent lairs. Often, a particularly aggressive or brutal sandhog goes rogue and strikes out on its own; these sandhogs are usually much larger in size and are truly dangerous menaces.

Fiery sandhogs do not speak any languages themselves, although most of them can understand the Common tongue. They communicate with their own kind with a complex series of grunts and squeals.</i>

<b>Combat</b>

<i>A fiery sandhog waits patiently under the surface of the sand for victims to come within range of its control sand ability so that it can immobilize them. Once its victims are caught, the sandhog burrows up as cautiously as possible to poison them. When the sandhog fights foes it cannot entrap with its control sand ability or affect with poison, it retreats and lashes out with its heat ray.

Heat Ray (Su): A sandhog collects heat from the sun in the spiny protrusions on its back and shoulders. It can focus this energy into a 70-foot-long ray of heat, which does 2d6 points of fire damage to the victim with a successful ranged touch attack.

Poison (Ex): The sandhog's poison causes the victim's muscles to burn with pain and cramp up, which reduces agility and eventually renders the victim immobile. A fiery sandhog delivers its poison (Fortitude save DC 13) with each successful bite attack. The initial and secondary damage is the same (1d4 points of temporary Strength damage).

Control Sand (Su): A fiery sandhog can control the density of sand, loose soil, and gravel to a range of 140 feet. It can affect a radius of 20 feet of sand. As a standard action, the sandhog can make the sand or soil in this area flow like water to a depth of 3 feet for a brief instant. Any Large or smaller creature in this area must make a Reflex saving throw (DC 13) to avoid losing its footing. Those who succeed stay atop the sand, while those who fail become trapped in the sand when it resumes its normal density a few seconds later. Such victims cannot move from their location and suffer a -2 circumstance penalty to their Dexterity scores until they escape. Escape from the sand is possible with a Strength check or an Escape Artist check (DC 21); each attempt requires a full round action.</i>

If so, attacking it with bow and arrow? Was it a +2 Bow? Arrows of everlasting flame? What's your level? In any case, respect!

 

[GQguy]

I'm manly enough to wear pink shirts...especially those polos with collar popped.
GQguy

 

[GQguy]

Also joined the Airforce during a war...Top that!
GQguy

 

[He-Man]

I think I have the title this year with my purchase of a Drill Press.

Anyone top that?

Ha! I can top that, Earthling...I am HE-MAN! ...the most under-dressed man in the universe!....or at least on Eternia..can't exactly be around the Sorceress without at least wearing my fur loincloth , in case I have to hold aloft my Sword of Power.

 

[Neutron]

Can't Say

🙂

Tron

 

[lite]

This is just my opinion...

And as we all know, opinions are like assholes...everybody has one.

Some men buy tools; some men ARE tools.
😛

 

[Marauder]

I think He-Man wins. By name alone. Off to whimper girlishly in a corner, now.

 

[sole seeker]

<center> [SIZE=+4]I[/SIZE] [SIZE=+3]am a manly - man!! [/SIZE] </center>

It's true 'cause my mom said so!



And she also said that a lot of you bitches would probably deny it 'caue you're jus' jealous!

 

[Mitchell]

As a guy, I look at it this way. To me, a "manly man" is more than just someone who has giant muscles and can bench press 400 pounds. It is about giant brains, character, and accomplishment.
Look at politicians for example, or even actors who might not be he-men. Does anyone think for a minute that Laura Bush married George, or Hillary married Bill, because they were he-men? Neither are. What they did do was to accomplish major goals with the other attributes they have.
Even when it comes to actors. Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise obviously have appeal to women, but not because either is a physical he-man. Their other attributes is what makes them attractive to women.
In short, I would rather be with someone who is a five on a scale of 1 to 10 as far as female looks but who has giant brains or character, rather than be with someone who looks like Jessica Simpson, but has a lack of brains like she does. This may be just me, but to me, He-man or model beauty gorgeous woman is all BS, it is the other qualities the person has and their whole package that should make them attractive!

Mitch

 

[Dave2112]

I can pee standing up.

Don't see many chicks doing that.

😎

 

[venray]

I can pee standing up.

Don't see many chicks doing that.

😎

Ya gotta get out more, Bro......🙄 😛 😉

 

[Mimi]

I can pee standing up.

Don't see many chicks doing that.

😎

Would you like to see me write your name in the snow, Dave? 😉

Mimi 😀

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

In cursive? 😱

 

[Dave2112]

Today, a female friend of mine asked me if her pants made her look heavy.

I deadpanned, "Nahhh...I'm thinkin' it's that fat ass of yours makin' ya look heavy, hun."

Got Balls?

😎

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

I can pee standing up.

Don't see many chicks doing that.

😎

You GO girl!


Drew