1. What is one of the strangest things you've ever had happen to you?
Maybe not to me, but the other day, we found out that the realtor who sold our house in North Carolina died. What made it weird was how we found out. My wife does tech support for a lockbox company. A realtor called to get the dead realtor's lockboxes off his former listings, and out of all the people to take the call, my wife got the call. Pretty eerie.
For me, a while back I found out that a girl I used to talk to regularly on AIM, several years ago, murdered her entire family with her boyfriend on Christmas Eve 2007. That was rather strange, to say the least.

They're awaiting trial, and at some point, she requested capital punishment.
2. Beverages: Do you like to drink them because of the taste, or what they do to you?
Depends on the beverage. I drink soda (Soda! NOT pop!
😛 ) and beer for taste, sports drinks and bottled water for hydration, and coffee for caffeine.
3. What is one of the most regrettable things you've ever done while drunk?
I don't really regret anything I've done or said while drunk, because in the rare instances I've been that way, the only thing I've lost were inhibitions about opening my mouth. The best thing I can say is to drink TOO much while drunk and end up hungover the next day. I may as well be dead when I'm hungover, because that's how useful I become, as I lay on the couch wishing for death.
4. You have to get a tattoo. I don't know why, but you do. What is it going to be of and where are you going to have it done?
I'd get another wizard, because as I get older and wiser, my skin will stretch, as well as my tattoo ink, which will in turn make my wizard look older and wiser. As far as where, I don't know. The place I got mine did awesome work, but they went out of business!
🙁 I'm very picky about tattoo artists.
5. You have to leave your home immediately and may not be able to come back. You get the chance to take 6 things with you. What are they going to be?
Specifically things... wallet, cell phone, handgun safe, laptop bag, firesafe lockbox, and knife.
6. You're in a committed relationship with someone else, however, both you and your partner are "allowed" to nail one celebrity should the chance ever arise. [[yeah, right.]] Who is the one person on your list and who would you allow to be on your partner's list?
For me, I'll say Shannon Sossaman. I always liked her dark complexion and her laid-back demeanor, and the way she bites her lip. Very hot! For my wife, it's a toss-up between Sean Patrick Flannery and Robert Pattinson. However, she only thought Sean Patrick Flannery was hot during the first
Boondock Saints movie, and Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen (but he needs to shave his chest, apparently.), so I dunno!
😕
7. If you could invent something what would it be?
This is gonna sound gross, but it'd be the equivalent of a garbage disposal for a toilet, so that toilets would never/rarely get clogged.
8. What is your favorite snack food that no one else understands why you like it? [[i.e: Bananas and ketchup or some shit.]]
Barbecue Vienna Sausage!
😀
9. You've been invited to a costume party. Awesome! Who/what are you going to go as? Why?
I'd go as a wizard, because I've already got the stuff, and I'm a huge fantasy geek, so there!
😛
10. How long can you go between showers before you feel that it's been too long and you absolutely need another one?
I
MAY go
ONE DAY at most! If I don't go anywhere on my day off, odds are I keep my pjs on all day long. I won't go longer, because my skin and hair'll get really oily.