ON a lighter note, because that's what i do, find ways to be as unattractive as possible before going on a walk... maybe not shower for a few days, grow some dreds, eat lots of garlic and sardines right before eating a handful of blue nerds. No creepy stalker wants a slouch when they can find some nice young thing down the road trotting away with an ipod stuck in their perfect ears. I call it the ugly shield. I utilize this one on a daily basis of course, having naturally been beaten by the ugly stick, i can still stay clean and unoffensive. It keeps the weirdos away. And try clucking like a chicken in random conversation whilst scratching imaginary nuts.
Please don't think i'm trying to make light of a serious situation. I am very glad you're okay. It may be time to invest in a treadmill. This is the reason i stopped talking walks in the park.
Please don't think i'm trying to make light of a serious situation. I am very glad you're okay. It may be time to invest in a treadmill. This is the reason i stopped talking walks in the park.




