#10 Pubepicia -- Hair-growing drug for your crotch.
#09 Lilithium -- Gives you the dreamy, starry-eyed frame of mind of a female folk singer.
#08 Sodium Pentagon -- Inhibits lying by U.S. military defense contractors.
#07 Methadome -- Synthetic substitute designed to wean men from Rogaine.
#06 Tripp-tophan -- The laxative that's guaranteed to make the shit hit the fan.
#05 PhenylBarbieDoll -- Causes pubescent girls to sprout legs like a giraffe and enormous perky breasts.
#04 Elton John's Wort -- Helps maintain one's sense of well being, even while obliterating one's sense of fashion.
Cohiba -- The women's suppository.
Viagrogaine -- Makes your hair like Don King's.
and the Number 1 New Wonder Drug...
Phuquitol -- The all natural stress reliever whose name says it
#09 Lilithium -- Gives you the dreamy, starry-eyed frame of mind of a female folk singer.
#08 Sodium Pentagon -- Inhibits lying by U.S. military defense contractors.
#07 Methadome -- Synthetic substitute designed to wean men from Rogaine.
#06 Tripp-tophan -- The laxative that's guaranteed to make the shit hit the fan.
#05 PhenylBarbieDoll -- Causes pubescent girls to sprout legs like a giraffe and enormous perky breasts.
#04 Elton John's Wort -- Helps maintain one's sense of well being, even while obliterating one's sense of fashion.
Cohiba -- The women's suppository.
Viagrogaine -- Makes your hair like Don King's.
and the Number 1 New Wonder Drug...
Phuquitol -- The all natural stress reliever whose name says it
