Dave2112
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Hey kids! You know those catchy little phrases that they use to suck you in to watching the news? Well, here's a list of the ones that even the "ratings-above-life" crowd toned down a bit...
10) "Bada-Bing, Bada-Boom, and Martha's a Jailbird!"
9) "Is your kid a fat piece of crap? Diet tips from Dr. Bob at 6!"
8) "Fourth of July Fireworks in Baghdad! Film at 11."
7) "Why kids shouldn't play on Railroad Tracks...tonight at 6!"
6) "Madonna's serious side....Film Review on Action News!"
5) "Ice Fishing and Dynamite...A Bad Mix...tune it at 12!"
6) "The Pope's With God and the Red Sox Win! Can it get any better? Find out tonight!"
4) "Ever Seen a Body Torn to Pieces? You will at 11!"
3) "Babies and Bourbon...see the outcome on the 6'O clock News!"
2) "Why is our Weatherman crouched in a corner sucking his thumb? Tune in at 5 to find out!"
1) "What's the President doing in that coffin? Find out at 11!"
10) "Bada-Bing, Bada-Boom, and Martha's a Jailbird!"
9) "Is your kid a fat piece of crap? Diet tips from Dr. Bob at 6!"
8) "Fourth of July Fireworks in Baghdad! Film at 11."
7) "Why kids shouldn't play on Railroad Tracks...tonight at 6!"
6) "Madonna's serious side....Film Review on Action News!"
5) "Ice Fishing and Dynamite...A Bad Mix...tune it at 12!"
6) "The Pope's With God and the Red Sox Win! Can it get any better? Find out tonight!"
4) "Ever Seen a Body Torn to Pieces? You will at 11!"
3) "Babies and Bourbon...see the outcome on the 6'O clock News!"
2) "Why is our Weatherman crouched in a corner sucking his thumb? Tune in at 5 to find out!"
1) "What's the President doing in that coffin? Find out at 11!"
