Top Ten Cool Things About Having MS

[Dave2112]

Keeping in the spirit of Ray's intent for me to keep my spirits up, I started looking at the positive things...to keep my world in a state of my sought-after Balance. After all, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
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10) Yoda had a walking stick...and he kicked ass...

9) If I add a pair of dark glasses to said walking stick, I can get my dog in to "mark his territory" all over Wal-Mart. At least for a few minutes.

8) Hey Kids! Be the first to impress your Goth friends with your very own REAL LIFE inability to withstand direct sunlight!

7) You still take the best parking spots, but now it's guilt-free.

6) You can cover up a killer hangover with "Bitterness at the Futility of the Universe."

5) At closing time, "Could you give me a small hand to my car, Miss?" seems to be working a lot better than "So, didja bring enough boobs for everyone?"

4) Nerve Blockers + Muscle Relaxers x Painkillers = Time Travel

3) Calling in Sick is a Breeze - "Gee, Dave...you've had this flu for four days now." "Uh, yeah Bob...seems my immune system is too busy eating my fucking brain to fight it off..."

2) Hot Physical Therapist + Apparatus-Looking Workout Machines x Oversexed Imagination = Infinite Source of Fiction Material

1) Two Words: Human Vibrator

 

[venray]

# 4 My fav.........

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Damn, Dave...that list is an absolute scream!!

Especially #3,#4, and #8

Drew

 

[TMF Jeff]

Great list 🙂 I like #5 personally.

 

[Nige]

It's really nice to see you are keeping your sense of humour up Dave. All the best for the months ahead.

 

[kis123]

#s 1, 3, &8 are an absolute riot! But #1 was hysterical!

 

[ShadowTklr]

3, 5, and 8 are my favorites, although I'm not laughing at the fact that you have to deal with it. Stay strong, Dave.

 

[ticklkitten]

OMG... I was giggling throughout this whole list.... #4 and 5 are my personal favs though... gosh you rock.

 

[DEV]

What's MS?

 

[Ignatz]

Multiple Sclerosis, an autoimmune disease which affects the central nervous system.

 

[Oddjob0226]

Damn! The cool people even get the cool diseases. Damn damn! Human vibrator??? Yeah, baby, yeah!

 

[grippedchimp]

And at least you have a good excuse to smoke pot too!

 

[drew70]

Awesome Top Ten list, Dave! I like #7.

 

[Mimi]

Dave, I swear to God man, you rock my f'ing world.

 

[Limeoutsider]

9) If I add a pair of dark glasses to said walking stick, I can get my dog in to "mark his territory" all over Wal-Mart. At least for a few minutes.

At my WalMart, we can ask once, then we cant ask again. Might as well go for it 😀

 

[sole seeker]

4) Nerve Blockers + Muscle Relaxers x Painkillers = Time Travel

Friggin' hillarious!

 

[Fairfeather]

11. Having a guaranteed role in the upcoming "Spaceballs 2, Return of the Schwartz" as the avuncular leader of Jerry's Jedi.

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Luckily that ones not to difficult to stage provided you can find the dolls and do the funny voices. 😀

Sorry to hear about the diagnosis Dave. Here's hoping humour will help you pull through.

 

[daddy]

#4 was hilarious Dave!!!

peace out,
daddy