Top Ten Excuses For Falling Asleep At Your Desk

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TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK


1 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2 "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
3 "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
4 "Amen"
5 "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
6 "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
7 "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
8 "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
9 "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
10

"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."





minor note to MODS.. I posted this in general, without thinking. sorry.

 

[Dário F]

Gotta remember those ones down! 😀

 

[FrenzyTickles]

Thank you

I think you posted this in the correct section,

and I'm definitely posting it in my staff room

 

[steph]

Seen it before but still way funny!😀
XOXO

 

[drew70]

Great Stuff! I've been working the graveyard shift so when I nod off, nobody notices. 😀

 

[Bizkit]

I used to work with a guy who would fall asleep all the time.Usually because he hadn't slept the night before and stopped drinking about an hour before his shift.More recently I worked with a kid who rarely slept but was always full of energy.Come to find out he was smokin crack all the time.LOL.I bet you all wish you could come work with me.