Top Ten Least Impressive Movie Review Quotes

[Dave2112]

10) "...Kevin Costner at his best!" - Chicago Sun Times

9) "...funnier than Dude, Where's My Car?" - TV Guide

8) "...not your typical slasher film." - Fangoria

7) "...for the woman in all of us..." - Vanity Fair

6) "...the serious side of David Spade..." - L.A. Tribune

5) "...Boobs!...Fire!...Boobs!..." - Maxim

4) "...Classic Woody Allen!" - Village Voice

3) "...bitchin' use of two hours and a nickel bag!" - High Times

2) "...all that and Ewoks, too!" - Starlog

1) "...didn't totally suck..." - Rolling Stone

 

[Mimi]

I dunno Dave! I think this one....

5) "...Boobs!...Fire!...Boobs!..." - Maxim

...just might be enough to drag half the male population into the theater to see a movie!

Very funny stuff!

Mimi 😀

 

[Iggy pop]

Re: Re: Top Ten Least Impressive Movie Review Quotes

I dunno Dave! I think this one....



...just might be enough to drag half the male population into the theater to see a movie!

Very funny stuff!

Mimi 😀

Boobs!...fire...boobs! is good enough for me.

 

[Moses25]

Re: Re: Top Ten Least Impressive Movie Review Quotes

I dunno Dave! I think this one just might be enough to drag half the male population into the theater to see a movie!

Not on this board!! I think

"...Feet!...Tickling!...Feet!..." would get you a better response.



Cheers.😀

 

[milagros317]

Very amusing, Dave. 😀

 

[BigBrownEyes]

"...it was a light romantic romp" - I'm not sure where it came from, but I heard it somewhere