Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud in Victoria's Secret:

[Limeoutsider]

#10 Does this come in children/s sizes?
#9 No thanks. Just sniffing.
#8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7 Mom will love this.
#6 Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
#5 No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
#4 Will you model this for me??
#3 The Miracle what?!? This is better than world peace!!
#2 45 bucks!?!?!? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud
in Victoria's Secret...

#1 Oh, Honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

I loved those Lime

alright! #1 was funny!Hey I loved them all!

 

[sole seeker]

DAMN FUNNY!

All except number 4 that is. Personally, as long as I'm alone I think asking the salesclerk to model a sexy little number is a great idea!
Of course if my wife is there I wouldn't do it, out of respect for her.
(And concern for my continued good health!)

 

[Deleted member 2452]

#11

11) "my wife won't wear this, but my girl friend will".

steve

 

[t s s]

hope you don`t mind but i took notes lime....😛 😀 😀 😀

 

[AffectionateDan]

Yes, yes, all very amusing, but...

...I'm afraid that I must disagree with #1. It should actually read,

"Damn, but I'd look good in this."

Everything else was pretty much accurate, although I'm forced to agree with Sole Seeker! (as if those poor salesgirls don't hear THAT twaddle all the time) 🙄