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Totally useless information about yourself...

1. What kind of animal was your first pet and what was his/her name ?
A chow named Ginger, born a year before me. I lovered her. 🙁

2. How old were you the first time you flew on a airplane ?
12 or 13? I don't remember. It was to Florida with my parents.

3. What was the stupidest thing you ever did when you were in highschool ?
Got in a fight on school property.

4. How many speeding tickets have you gotten since you started driving and how far over the speed- limit did you go ?
One. How many times I've been pulled over for speeding and gotten out of a ticket? Many.

5. Where was the most inappropiate place that you have ''tossed your cookies ? ''
Errr. On a boyfriend's lap while his parents were driving me home.

6. When was the last time you have ''flipped off '' someone ?
Yesterday. It's just common practice amongst my friends.

7. Have you ever dyed your hair and it turned a really cool color like green by accident ?
No.

8. Have you ever screamed at another driver only to find out it was family or a close friend ?
Yep.

9. When was the last time you rode a bus or subway and ended up completely lost ?
Never.

10. When was the last time you laughed so hard that either liquid came out your nose or you pee`d yourself a little bit ?
I don't think I've ever peed myself laughing, nor has liquid came out of my nose. I'm spit shit out before.

11. Have you ever called someone by the wrong name several times only to find out later you have done this ?
I don't think so.

12. Have you ever ordered food through a drive-in window only to skip out on your order ?
Negative.
 
1. What kind of animal was your first pet and what was his/her name?

Bobby.

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2. How old were you the first time you flew on a airplane ?

6 months old, when I flew to Australia.

3. What was the stupidest thing you ever did when you were in highschool ?

Called someone gay as a joke. It got my face smashed into a concrete wall.

4. How many speeding tickets have you gotten since you started driving and how far over the speed- limit did you go ?

0

5. Where was the most inappropiate place that you have ''tossed your cookies ?''

Can I do it in a plane? Can I do it on a train?

6. When was the last time you have ''flipped off '' someone ?

Probably a few minutes ago. It tends to happen.

7. Have you ever dyed your hair and it turned a really cool color like green by accident ?

Blue. But it was intentional.

8. Have you ever screamed at another driver only to find out it was family or a close friend ?

Yeah, they were driving the car I was in. 😀

9. When was the last time you rode a bus or subway and ended up completely lost ?

Lsst year, when I accidentaly ended up in Telford. That was interesting.

10. When was the last time you laughed so hard that either liquid came out your nose or you pee`d yourself a little bit ?

Today, I did the former whilst I was looking over a thread I started in silly stuff last year. I've since bumped it.

11. Have you ever called someone by the wrong name several times only to find out later you have done this ?

Yeah.

12. Have you ever ordered food through a drive-in window only to skip out on your order ?

Not ever.
 
1. What kind of animal was your first pet and what was his/her name ?
A husky mix named Shandi. I barely remember her at all; we only have a couple of pictures, and a few scattered minutes of video.

2. How old were you the first time you flew on a airplane ?
Hrm... I thiiiink... 10 or so, if I remember correctly.

3. What was the stupidest thing you ever did when you were in highschool ?
I think "my whole sophomore year" fits this one pretty well.

4. How many speeding tickets have you gotten since you started driving and how far over the speed- limit did you go ?
Just one for speeding - I think I was going 80 in a 65.
Except it was BULLSHIT, because I was coming home from work at 4am and NOBODY WAS ON THE GODDAMN ROAD.

5. Where was the most inappropiate place that you have ''tossed your cookies ? ''
I can't really think of a particularly inappropriate place, but probably one of my most embarassing moments was kissing my then-girlfriend at a friend's party about 5 years ago, and having to break said kiss off and run to the bushes to vomit.
In my defense, I apologized profusely, and it wasn't her fault anyway; I'd already been feeling unwell that night. >_<

6. When was the last time you have ''flipped off '' someone ?
Hm? Directly? Probably while driving earlier. But if it's just in general, I gave my computer screen the finger like 10 minutes ago while reading some bullshit somebody wrote.

7. Have you ever dyed your hair and it turned a really cool color like green by accident ?
Nope.

8. Have you ever screamed at another driver only to find out it was family or a close friend ?
Not that I'm aware of.

9. When was the last time you rode a bus or subway and ended up completely lost ?
Never happened.

10. When was the last time you laughed so hard that either liquid came out your nose or you pee`d yourself a little bit ?
As to the former, that hasn't happened since I was really young.
The latter has never occured.

11. Have you ever called someone by the wrong name several times only to find out later you have done this ?
Nope, but only because I absolutely refuse to refer to anyone by their name unless I'm 100% certain of it.

12. Have you ever ordered food through a drive-in window only to skip out on your order ?
I'm consitutionally incapable of abandoning anything I've spent money on.
 
1. What kind of animal was your first pet and what was his/her name ?
While there were others, the first of consequence was a Siamese fighting fish (Betta splendens) named TV. I believe TV was male.

2. How old were you the first time you flew on a airplane ?
Younger than I can recall. I've been flying to different places my entire life.

3. What was the stupidest thing you ever did when you were in highschool ?
Hmm ... uncertain. I was a loner, so there weren't too many opportunities to be stupid. I was generally stupid but that doesn't count for much.

4. How many speeding tickets have you gotten since you started driving and how far over the speed- limit did you go ?
None. I always drive below the speed limit.

5. Where was the most inappropiate place that you have ''tossed your cookies ? ''
Umm ... the bathroom?

6. When was the last time you have ''flipped off '' someone ?
Never. I don't see the point to the gesture.

7. Have you ever dyed your hair and it turned a really cool color like green by accident ?
Never dyed my hair, no no.

8. Have you ever screamed at another driver only to find out it was family or a close friend ?
No. I'm from a part of the country where you share the road with slow-moving farm equipment. I've learned to be a patient and cautious driver whenever possible.

9. When was the last time you rode a bus or subway and ended up completely lost ?
Never. I always plan my routes well and, in Chicago, I find I understand the CTA's layout well.

10. When was the last time you laughed so hard that either liquid came out your nose or you pee`d yourself a little bit ?
Hmm ... peed, never. Liquid out of my nose? I can't recall.

11. Have you ever called someone by the wrong name several times only to find out later you have done this ?
I call folks the incorrect name all the time. My memory stinks. 😀

12. Have you ever ordered food through a drive-in window only to skip out on your order ?
No, although I detest fast food and thus have few opportunities.


EDIT: Forgot to answer one. 😀
 
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Oh fuck. Am I really this bored?

1. What kind of animal was your first pet and what was his/her name ?
First FAMILY pet - Mandy ... this big shaggy mutt dog.
MY first pet- Sandy, a brown hamster [my sister had Danny .. get it?]

2. How old were you the first time you flew on a airplane ?
I have yet to do that ..

3. What was the stupidest thing you ever did when you were in highschool ?
It's a tie between going to my Senior year prom and ditching my first 3 periods, getting caught, and then suspended.

4. How many speeding tickets have you gotten since you started driving and how far over the speed- limit did you go ?
None! 😀

5. Where was the most inappropiate place that you have ''tossed your cookies ? ''
:roflmao:

6. When was the last time you have ''flipped off '' someone ?
Oh jeesh. I don't do that. I was probably drunk the last time it happened.

7. Have you ever dyed your hair and it turned a really cool color like green by accident ?
Red... and it wasn't cool. It was hideous on me.

8. Have you ever screamed at another driver only to find out it was family or a close friend ?
Hahah
No, not yet at least!

9. When was the last time you rode a bus or subway and ended up completely lost ?
Never.
I always go on the bus with friends who know where they are going.

10. When was the last time you laughed so hard that either liquid came out your nose or you pee`d yourself a little bit ?
Is it sad that I don't remember? 🙁

11. Have you ever called someone by the wrong name several times only to find out later you have done this ?
Nuh uh. I'm good with names.

12. Have you ever ordered food through a drive-in window only to skip out on your order ?
Oh yeah.
 
The first thing I thought when I read this was, "Liar!", but then I realised that the only time I've seen you with dyed red hair was in a dream I once had.

Don't do it, man...
I'm torn between wanting to ask about the dream and fearing the response. 😀
 
1. What kind of animal was your first pet and what was his/her name ?
A goldfish named Blinky.

2. How old were you the first time you flew on a airplane ?
I was 14.

3. What was the stupidest thing you ever did when you were in highschool ?
hmmmm....stupidest you say? It involved a deer, it's severed head, school colors, a box, the bell, a crowded hall and screaming girls.

4. How many speeding tickets have you gotten since you started driving and how far over the speed- limit did you go ?
One ticket about 10 years ago. I don't recall how fast I was going.

5. Where was the most inappropiate place that you have ''tossed your cookies ? ''
Nowhere inappropriate. The couple times in life when I have puked, it was always in a toilet.

6. When was the last time you have ''flipped off '' someone ?
pssh...probably an hour ago?

7. Have you ever dyed your hair and it turned a really cool color like green by accident ?
Nope

8. Have you ever screamed at another driver only to find out it was family or a close friend ?
I'm sure I have.

9. When was the last time you rode a bus or subway and ended up completely lost ?
When I was in England, I was on the subway going to Picadilly Circus and that specific stop was closed due to a bomb scare, so I had to get off at the following stop and walk the streets to find my way back. I passed a few young ladies who offered to do things to/for me for money, but my untrusting and spiteful nature prevailed and I passed them up.

10. When was the last time you laughed so hard that either liquid came out your nose or you pee`d yourself a little bit ?
Never pee'd myself from laughing and I once had coke come out my nose, which made me laugh even more.

11. Have you ever called someone by the wrong name several times only to find out later you have done this ?
Sure, then I just pretend that I meant to do that!

12. Have you ever ordered food through a drive-in window only to skip out on your order ?
Yep. I just did it at White Castle a week or two ago because it was taking too long.
 
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