paracarl44
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An elderly married lady is in front of a Judge accused of shoplifting.
Judge: "You're admitting that you stole a can of peaches"?
Lady: "Yes, your Honor".
Judge: "Why did you steal the peaches"?
Lady: "I was hungry your Honor".
Judge: "How many peaches were in the can"?
Lady: "Six, your Honor".
Judge: "I hereby sentence you to spend six days in the county jail".
At this time the ladies husband spoke up: "Your Honor she also stole a can of peas".
Judge: "You're admitting that you stole a can of peaches"?
Lady: "Yes, your Honor".
Judge: "Why did you steal the peaches"?
Lady: "I was hungry your Honor".
Judge: "How many peaches were in the can"?
Lady: "Six, your Honor".
Judge: "I hereby sentence you to spend six days in the county jail".
At this time the ladies husband spoke up: "Your Honor she also stole a can of peas".
