You like the Star Wars prequels and really don't get why people hate them so much (Jar Jar Binks excluded, because nobody likes Jar Jar Binks. Nobody).
Normally true, but this time it's false because the dentist I have been using does good work, she's hot, has beautiful feet, AND fills me with so much Novacaine that I can't feel my face for a good 6 hours
Ehh, false; A), it feels a little creeper-ish to me, and B) as I've said before, the feet of people getting pedicures are usually... mmm, less than appealing. You don't get a pedi when your feet are already soft and pretty, after all...
Your fantasies often involve being tickled in public.