In this photo you will notice a bookshelf of crap on the left and a pile of crap on a bed in front of some lovely frilly curtains on the right.
Oh and the guy with the big nose in the middle is me, looking about as excited as I often feel looking through my emails and discovering, much to my surprise, that it comprises entirely of spam from gaming sites I've joined, catalogues from music stores I've bought stuff from, medication to improve strength and endurance of my erection from pharmacies that God only knows how got my email address and yet another attempt from Avaaz to change the world by asking people to sign something that says "EXCUSE ME BUT WE DO NOT APPROVE".
I toyed with the idea of posting a shirtless pic, thereby eliminating the need to actually show my face but ultimately decided it wouldn't be in awfully good taste to do so. My heartfelt apologies to all the women who I know will be crushed and disappointed by this, and possibly some of the guys.