milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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A blonde needs money so she decides to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She goes down to the schoolyard, grabs a random kid, and writes a note: LEAVE $10,000 IN A BROWN PAPER BAG UNDER THE OAK TREE BEHIND THE SCHOOL OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR CHILD AGAIN. She then pins it to his shirt and sends him home.
The next day she goes out behind the school and sure enough, there’s a brown paper bag under the oak tree. In it is $10,000 and a note: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO A FELLOW BLONDE?
The next day she goes out behind the school and sure enough, there’s a brown paper bag under the oak tree. In it is $10,000 and a note: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO A FELLOW BLONDE?
