Ugliest Man Engaged to Milagros' Dream

[the_Baron]

blinded by his hideous looks, and taken in, no doubt by a whopper of a weiner, Heidi Klum has decided to marry musical artist Seal, instead of our beloved Milagros.

shiva will be at the synagogue after five.

 

[milagros317]

Now, now, Heidi is free to marry anybody she wants to. 😀

 

[TKpervert]

I saw Heidi for the first time last night on TV. On a scale of 1-10, she's an 11.4

 

[milagros317]

Nice feet, too. 😀

 

[TKpervert]

DAMN !!! bet she's an arrogant bitch ...

 

[milagros317]

Don't know, never met her. 😀

 

[featherfingers]

The old saying says that 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder'... personally, I think they make a lovely couple.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4151097.stm

 

[featherfingers]

Maybe Milagros would settle for Heidi's cousin Ivana Goodtime:

http://www.adolfogallela.com/drag/drag03.htm

 

[milagros317]

No thanks. 😛

I will stay with Mistress Zara. 😀