Costume malfunction, my ass! What a nice, slow choreographed way for a costume to "malfunction", especially one that's designed to rip away like that. Not only should MTV never have anything to do with the Super Bowl again, but should be barred from having anything to do with football, period. Remember the MTV Kickoff Special on ABC that saw Britney "Pig" Spears get pantsed on national television? Guess that was an accident, too.
I know some of you are thinking that this isn't the position you'd expect me to take on this, considering the stuff I've written and such, but it
belongs here. Not on a globally-televised event that kids all over the world are going to watch. I'm sure there were a lot of really pissed parents. I have nothing against nudity or sensual entertainment, but in the right place and at the right time. What makes this even more creepy is that nothing even close to this (not even the "dance move" that caused it) happened during the many rehearsals. This was a planned move to shock a world-wide audience, of course as only MTV can provide.
Not only that, but the show itself sucked! Where does Janet Jackson even
rate a Super Bowl, anyway? In her own words...What have you done for me lately? I always wanted to see a performer doing stuff that's 12 years old, gimme more of that. Oh, and pleasepleaseplease give us more obvious lip-synching. Aerosmith is asked nicely by the NFL to remain neutral (given that they're from Boston), yet P.Diddy Pupp Poop (or whatever his freakin' name is this week) has a Carloina uniform on under his dead-rat coat.
Leave it to MTV to suck everyone down into the slimy cesspool that they've become. Just when I thought that Janet might be the only Jackson who isn't a complete social freak. If this is what American popular culture has become, I apologize to the rest of the world for having to see that. Everyone at MTV, from the hip-hop "artists" (hee-hee) to the front office needs to grow the hell up.
