News Bulletin just in:
Tomorrow at 10:00 a.m., Disney will hold a press conference to
apologize
for the Seven Dwarfs singing, "Hi Ho, Hi Ho," in the story Snow White
and
the Seven Dwarfs!
Current plans are to remove from sale all items associated with this
racist
epic including books, dolls, apparel and movies.
Later in the week the Seven Dwarfs will appear on the Al Sharpton radio
show to make individual apologies and undergo several hours of
groveling.
Jesse Jackson has not been contacted for comment. His office stated
that he
and his personal secretary were attending a meeting in the Bahamas. His
people at PUSH hinted that a large protest is being scheduled at Disney
World.
Snow White couldn't be reached for comment but, later, she and Jesse
are
meeting privately to discuss the matter.
Earlier in the week, Blackbeard was fired and escorted off the premises
for
uttering his trademark, "Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum."
Tomorrow at 10:00 a.m., Disney will hold a press conference to
apologize
for the Seven Dwarfs singing, "Hi Ho, Hi Ho," in the story Snow White
and
the Seven Dwarfs!
Current plans are to remove from sale all items associated with this
racist
epic including books, dolls, apparel and movies.
Later in the week the Seven Dwarfs will appear on the Al Sharpton radio
show to make individual apologies and undergo several hours of
groveling.
Jesse Jackson has not been contacted for comment. His office stated
that he
and his personal secretary were attending a meeting in the Bahamas. His
people at PUSH hinted that a large protest is being scheduled at Disney
World.
Snow White couldn't be reached for comment but, later, she and Jesse
are
meeting privately to discuss the matter.
Earlier in the week, Blackbeard was fired and escorted off the premises
for
uttering his trademark, "Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum."
Say, by any chance do you like Italian food??? 
