Vampire Werewolf or Zombie?

[Frost King]

What would you rather be a vampire a werewolf or a zombie? I'd pick vampire

 

[PurpleStyle]

You didn't specify what kind of zombie or vampire! Werewolves are all the same; they suck. XD

 

[tickle_fan031]

Zombie coz I'm pretty much a zombie already...I'm scary/weird looking and walk around in my own little world.

 

[Oblivion]

Not a zombie, I could be beaten back by plants.

Not a werewolf, I love silver.

So a vampire, but not the sparkly variety. The kind that casts spells and immolates things by snapping their fingers. Aw yeah.

 

[mikepd]

You didn't specify what kind of zombie or vampire! Werewolves are all the same; they suck. XD

Dont you mean vampires are all the same....they suck 🙂

 

[ticklewolf89]

Have to pick werewolf--since I am one, hehehe! :stickout

(Seriously, though. I'm cute; I like to bite things; I can't go outside without finding the moon. and if it's the full moon, I make a wish (screw your stars, haha); and I often do silly things like stick my upper body out the window and howl at the moon. (I never said I was normal, hehe. 😛)

 

[PurpleStyle]

You leave my stars alone. 😉

Vampires are smarter, faster, stronger, and don't die very easily. Depending on where you get your information, they all seem to know martial arts too. Can't beat that. 😉

 

[Dave2112]

Well, this is one time you and I disagree, My Poiple Pal. 😉

Lycanthropes all the way, pholks. Maybe it's 'cuz I'm tied more closely with primal man, but a werewolf is a force of nature.

We...umm...I mean they eat because they have to, not because they wanna toy with something. Ok, yeah...the Thirst...blah, blah, blah. But you fuck with your food.

Here's the deal.

Vampire Dinner

*Find prey. Be very picky. Find a pretty one.

*Appear to food in friendly/mysterious guise. Make it want you. Take it out on a few dates. Show food how misunderstood but brilliantly cultured you are.

*Gain food's trust and begin to let small tell-tale signs "slip". See if food has brains to go with those funbags.

*Find out food has brains and become emotionally torn over eating food or fucking it.

*Make decision to "turn" food. Fuck food until it wants to be turned.

*Drain food of liquids, but leave the good meat....whatever.

*Take former food out to find more food. Or hit a Hot Topic.


Lycan Dinner

*Change.

*Find food. Don't be picky. Just take the fat one.

*Rip the ever-loving shit out of food and devour it down to the vestigial organs.

*Change back.

*Go home and fuck vampire chick you have chained in the basement.

*Watch John Stewart.


Far more to the point. We--THEY don't fuck around. 🙂

 

[CellarDweller]

I picked vampire.

Just to be able to enthrall any cute guy and have my way with him. ;D

 

[PurpleStyle]

Seeing as vampires have supernatural strength, it goes as simple as this:

*Find prey.

*Rip out neck with teeth.

*Go home.


Probably a good reason vampires don't exist; some of them would be smart and brutal; and make Jack The Ripper look like a boyscout. 😉

 

[player 01]

Vampire, because no matter what version i'd be pretty badass, unless its a buffyverse vampire.

 

[Dave2112]

Oh, and don't even get me started on zombies. Why are they on this list?

Ok, ok....ok. Here ya go.

Zombie Dinner

*Shamble

*Eat dead dog*

*Shamble*

*Eat small child*

*Shamble, maybe moan...why not, go for it!*

*Eat vampire's food while she's walking home from a date with him*

*Shamble*

*Eat other zombie*

*Shamble*

*Eat self*

*Drop*


Yeah, sign me up for that. :rolleyes

 

[Dave2112]

Seeing as vampires have supernatural strength, it goes as simple as this:

*Find prey.

*Rip out neck with teeth.

*Go home.

🙂

Yeah....but you never just DO IT!! You always gotta romance your food for some reason.

Just give me primal rage. 🙂

 

[PurpleStyle]

The deal with zombies is that they're apocalyptic. Werewolves and vampires for the most part are not.

You don't get one zombie.. maybe in the beginning, but after it's spread, you've got millions of zombies who have slowly "eaten" the infrastructure of the entire country. They might be slow and dumb, but "small groups" number in the thousands and they have no fear.

Let's say 2/3rds of America is turned into zombies. Do you have 200,000,000 bullets? 😉

 

[PurpleStyle]

Yeah....but you never just DO IT!! You always gotta romance your food for some reason.

Just give me primal rage. 🙂

Psh, I wouldn't romance my food. If I had any semblance of my conscience left, I'd turn my boyfriend and we'd probably go on a ruthless killing spree. 😉

 

[Dave2112]

Psh, I wouldn't romance my food. If I had any semblance of my conscience left, I'd turn my boyfriend and we'd probably go on a ruthless killing spree. 😉

Well, then...there ya go. I can get behind that. After that, it's just a matter of semantics. We're both supernatural killing machines, just a slight difference in approach.

On the zombie thing, I was just replying to the poll of what you want to be. Yeah, a couple million zombies are formidable...but would you want to be one of them?

Besides, you don't need 200,000,000 bullets. You already said zombies are apocalyptic. One nuke. Get 'em in one spot and ka-FWAAP-O!

 

[Dave2112]

*PS..."ka-FWAAP-O!" is a registered trademark of Dave2112 Industries. Said trademark is available for public use, but you gotta give me money or something.*

 

[PurpleStyle]

Lol!

No I would definitely not want to be a zombie.. but I do respect them. 😉

They would be scattered around all over the US. Logistically, getting them all in one spot would be next to impossible. A nuke big enough to destroy them all would be far too dangerous for the entire world.

 

[ticklewolf89]

You leave my stars alone. 😉

Vampires are smarter, faster, stronger, and don't die very easily. Depending on where you get your information, they all seem to know martial arts too. Can't beat that. 😉

Just try and stop me. 😉

Psha, screw that! Werewolves are freaking awesome, because at least you're still mostly human, and you only really experience the awkward badness once a month.

 

[PurpleStyle]

Yeah, just like PMS. :lol

You only have your powers once a month, too. Vampires are eternal. 😉

 

[SilverleafLycan1]

Werewolf, natural lycanthrope. 'Nuff said. No terrible effects from going stir crazy on full moon, I just like eating people...and making more werewolves.

 

[ticklewolf89]

Werewolf, natural lycanthrope. 'Nuff said. No terrible effects from going stir crazy on full moon, I just like eating people...and making more werewolves.

I like the way you think. ;D

 

[PurpleStyle]

I'd rather retain my sanity, and my age. I have a natural tan. I would integrate smoothly as a vampire if I needed to.. 😉

 

[Duke Diablo]

Since this is a racist thread, seeing how there are no werebears, I'd have to say werewolf, and a natural one, for all the reasons Dave mentioned, plus:

* You save the bus fares
* You can walk in daylight
* In addition to superhuman strength, you also get superhuman speed and reflexes
* (un)death is really bad for sex life... c'mon, has anyone ever seen vampires do anything besides biting?
* Additional weapon: jaws (let's see vampires use those in real combat)
* Ability to make zombies into supper

 

[10 armed tkler]

Werewold easily. additionally to what dave and duke said...come on who do ya think would be better in bed?

-have better senses then the other 2.
-When your angry what do you really want to do, shuffle and moan, make your eyes glow red and grow little fangs, or hulk up and smash with roar?

A true beast!