very nasty

[FlockOfSeagulls]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into a local store screaming obscenities at her two children.
The greeter says ''Welcome & good morning''and'' those are some nice children ;are they twins?''
The mean women says ''Hell no ; The boy is nine & his sister is seven''.She then asks'' Are you dumb enough that you really think they are twins?''
The greeter replies ''No, I just didn`t think there was any way you would get laid twice!''

 

[kered]

This is a very popular joke, it seems. 😀

 

[sole seeker]

Yeah, it's pretty funny.
It's a repost, sure. Could be worse - you could be reposting your own stuff.

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

Yeah, it's pretty funny.
It's a repost, sure. Could be worse - you could be reposting your own stuff.

my bad.....I got it in an e-mail yesterday.

 

[Illtcklu]

This is a very popular joke, it seems. 😀

I had a job like this once........................

 

[kered]

I thought HT said you were unemployable?

 

[Illtcklu]

I thought HT said you were unemployable?

................. and you BELIEVED her??!!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

................. and you BELIEVED her??!!

Oi watch it you.

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