c7_assassin
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(Note: all names and places in this story have been modified by Northern sorcery. You Americans will find them quite unpronounceable).
This all began when a Coquitlam lacrosse player scored a goal on opposing Nanaimo, giving them an eleven goddamn point lead before halftime. At which point a Nanaimo players decided that if he his teammates were utter failures at lacrosse, they could still be winners at kicking so much ass.
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Fun fact for you Americans: lacrosse is actually the national sport of Canada, not ice hockey, because we are masters of subterfuge and deception. How else could we have infiltrated William Shatner into your space program?
Fun fact #2: Canadians have 187 different words for 'concussion.'
Fun fact #3: A Canadian over the age of 22 who still possesses all his front teeth is legally considered a woman.
Fun fact #4: There are no more fun facts. The rest of your learning will be accomplished through iron and ice. Iron and ice!
This all began when a Coquitlam lacrosse player scored a goal on opposing Nanaimo, giving them an eleven goddamn point lead before halftime. At which point a Nanaimo players decided that if he his teammates were utter failures at lacrosse, they could still be winners at kicking so much ass.
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Fun fact for you Americans: lacrosse is actually the national sport of Canada, not ice hockey, because we are masters of subterfuge and deception. How else could we have infiltrated William Shatner into your space program?
Fun fact #2: Canadians have 187 different words for 'concussion.'
Fun fact #3: A Canadian over the age of 22 who still possesses all his front teeth is legally considered a woman.
Fun fact #4: There are no more fun facts. The rest of your learning will be accomplished through iron and ice. Iron and ice!
