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Wanna open your own Tickling Company?

tickler_n_black

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...then be prepared for fun and rewarding emails like the ones i've pasted below. all of these emails (8 seperate ones) came to our mail box today. ha ha! if any of you can make sense of them please tell us. one thing is for sure, the sender is not happy with us. but i thought i'd share this with you as it is both entertaining and sobering.

i'll remove the senders name and address to protect his privacy:

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E- mail me back a reply asap on this issue . I wii authorize aol Wallett to pay fo the aggreed money from my aol wallet account Open this up T ome , as I will Probably become a usual customer Do you need futher e-mailng to my Site? I am non- broadband Is that really necessary? Reply asap .thanks

Due to the fact that that Ido not havve the reuiqred [By your company ,the expensive aol ] broadband , in particlar,which you have chosen, to provide even short video clips of dowloaded steams of around 5 minutes in duration Ifeel that you are making a big mistake ] You did not answer my asap request to approve on line payment via my aol wallet. What is youre problem? You also have no on line people to assist , only a dead message denying people without broad band I will be monitoring you for attemts to use my wallet, while providing nothing. The online subsribers hearers find out fast , so be prepared to lose bussines you would have had Adios!

In that case you will get no business from myself Ah , Too bad for you , you could be making money, but you have chosen to be idiots [ God ,due to your non compliance have you ever give me an idea to open a venue to Ah, let's say ...... compete with you say nomore the dumb and stupid

This Particular message Probably came 2 minutes aftemy original. And you STILL HAVE NOT ADRESSED THE ISUUE OF WHY YOU DO NOT aol wallet ?! Do You have brains that Think? YOU DoN'T TRUST AOL? THEY ARE THE ONLY PROVIDERS , THAT ALLOW THESE TO OCCUR!!!! RESOND!!! YOU ARE WRONG , AND WALLET and AOL WILL hEAR ABOU T THIS HYPOCRISY. REPLY ASAP YOU ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE BITING THE HANDS THAT FEED YOU

You , This said outlined in This E-Mail having performed once again discriminitory practices against the providee and the servor, Known as aol wallet services [Subsidiary, Ameria on Line] Will be served and reported as a class action suit to District court , for reasons of discrimination, prejudicial/ arbritory perogratives, to deny both the providee, and the subsidiary of "America on Line" known as "Wallett" their attemts to both procure services , and to obtain Imbursement. Aol "Wallet". Again, both of the above have been Arbitarily denied servives [ Can Be proven , by E-Mails Traceable from defendant. Both Plaintiffs, Providee User , And Subsidiary , " Wallet", Aol.

I Can se e that you have been spyin , on the entire formmation of this message to you . that is reallly paranoid and unnecesay, How abou getting off your high horse and asnswering the issue s ,and then we will both be satisfied ?

Why not ? explain!, And what is PEN PAL?

These guys are now not answering and are playing dumb. AOL ,time for you to jump in.
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there you have it folks! thats some good stuff huh? ha ha. im pretty sure from what i can tell that we will be getting sued by the man for not doing something with his wallet. 🙂
 
As a humble timid Brit- may I offer him som advice on where to put his wallet? (It might possibly not fit, though!)
 
ok i just litterly laughed for about 10 minutes anyways i think what this person is trying to say in the first one is you should make clips so non broadband users can download them. in the rest he's just crying about some wallet and blabbing about court.. was i right?? or i am i really a dumb blonde 🙁















f/f
 
Sounds like you were emailed by a tickling junkie looking for his fix of clips. 😀

Like f/f said, the first mail looks like the mailer is bemoaning two things. The first is that you don't accept payment from AOL's Wallet service (I assume that it is AOL's version of PayPal) and the the second is that he is unable to download streaming clips without paying the "the expensive aol ] broadband".

The rest of it looks like he's just complaining about how he feels that your customer service sucks (after all what company doesn't have someone manning a computer 24/7 just to respond to demands the instant that they come in!). He also seems to feel that you are descriminating against AOL users, who in turn, need to rise up in unison, and file a class action suit against you and your company.

Oh, and finally, he's calling AOL in to step in and take care of this egregious error on your part. 😛

I'd be willing to bet that right after finishing, he goes to the next tickling producer that he can find and starts all over again! 😛
 
LOLOLOL...my god there are some real IDIOTS out there.
 
would someone please give this poor fella some engish lessons???
 
I don't normally get caught up in these tirades, BUT...

I need the freakin Rosetta Stone to translate that dudes ramblings!!!
 
What the hell is this guy talking about?! TIB, my hats off to you for dealing with stuff like this.
 
See,now you folks will see why they make you wear helmets when you play football.What a meathead:happyfloa :happyfloa

:atom: White Sox win!!!!:atom:
 
My head hurts....

Don't EVER let me try to read crap like that again TIB!

DK
 
This is why they don't give guns to monkeys....
 
I think you're dealing here with someone not QUITE right in the head, shall we say?

Evidently he intends to sue you... but since no lawyer on earth would understand what the *&/?@ he's talking about... He also wants to launch a class-action suit, which would be difficult since it requires interpersonal communication...

He also seems to have some wee paranoia issues, since he evidently believes you are "spying" on his e-mail 'writing' (I use the word loosely).
 
lol! you guys are hilarious. i had a hearty chuckle at every one of your responses concerning "WalletMan." thanks for the laughs. hilarious stuff. 🙂 i just pray his law suit doesn't take me for everything im worth. (all $75)
 
You, I hope, he sue in extremely way and all his damages (winnings) go in direct to Aol Wallet for discrimenationary of practices! You will learn!]

I wish him (much) the luck in him competeing to taking from you the business!
 
Darkknight said:
Ok Oddjob... you get a beating for that post. 😀


DK

It's been two minutes and I still haven't recieved the beating. Maybe I need broadband......
 
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Looks to me like he is upset that you won't take any money out of his aol wallet and he is upset that he dosen't have or cannot afford broadband to see your clips and nobody from TC aka realtickling etc etc blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda will respond to him personally.

Looks like an unhappy non customer.🙄

Oh well...

TTD:wow:
 
for the record, as everyone here knows, you DONT NEED broadband connections to purchase and download 97% of our stuff. only about 5 of our video clips require broadband, and thats because they stream at 250kbps. 56k modems can't play them. but thats only with 5 or 6 clips out of 155 clips.

we told him that but he'd rather cry and threaten and insist we open up an aol wallet section on our site. i have never even heard of aol wallet until now. how many of you use aol wallet for purchases? ccbill or snail mail payments are working just fine for the time being. we can only accept money so many different ways. 🙄
 
TickledToDeath said:
nobody from TC aka realtickling etc etc blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda will respond to him personally.

TTD:wow:
hey ttd, just so you don't have to type so many "yadda yaddas" in the future i'll clear this up for you. 😀
our company name is
TC Video

the internet domain names we use are:
realtickling.com
ticklingwomen.net
femfeet.com

those are domain names, not company names. 🙂
 
tickler n black said:
hey ttd, just so you don't have to type so many "yadda yaddas" in the future i'll clear this up for you. 😀
our company name is
TC Video

the internet domain names we use are:
realtickling.com
ticklingwomen.net
femfeet.com

those are domain names, not company names. 🙂


LMAO. Yeah but it is just sooooooooooo much fun bustin' on you folks!

😛

TTD

Nice and safe here on the East Coast😉 😀 😎
 
There are several ways to describe this esteemed gentleman.......

A numpty

A tosser

A bollock head

A raving nucking futter


I could possibly type more, but I'm still laughing too hard. He types that gibberish and has the gall to call YOU dumb? Maybe he'd get more responses to his ravings if they were written in a language even a simian could understand.
 
That is by far the funniest stuff!!!!!

Gosh I literally laughed until tears came to my eyes. I really loved that post TIB. It's almost like you're bullshitting us...I believe you..don't get me wrong...but really.... are there really people that stupid? This guy had to be trashed when he wrote that. I've written stuff when I was hammered before and read it the next day and I was like "HUH?" But THAT takes the cake....and Oddjob...I also busted a gut over your sarcasm...classic man...absolutely classic!!!!
 
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