Wanna open your own Tickling Company?

[BigJim]

You, I hope, he sue in extremely way and all his damages (winnings) go in direct to Aol Wallet for discrimenationary of practices! You will learn!]

I wish him (much) the luck in him competeing to taking from you the business!

Maybe [he we should telling be go to himself shag arse up the?()

 

[TickledToDeath]

really? why's that? 😕

You only hurt the ones you love....lol Actually, it was the multi domain names that made me do it along with the .

TC aka realtickling aka femfeet aka... . Just the appearance of so many names for one company. I only bust on those I consider my friends. My corespodance with you folks (you and Kathy) since my webtv days I just could not help myself but to bust on ya.

TTD😉 😀 😎 🙄

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

I just could not help myself

TTD😉 😀 😎 🙄

I don't doubt the truth of that! (From one buster to another.) 😉

I think this person falls into the category of those who will cry no matter what we do for them. Give them free clips! Give them money! Give them the passwords for every pay site around! Draw them personalized pictures! Write them customized stories! They'll still B&M. Hmmmmm....B & M.....BM.....nevermind! 🙄 😛 )

Ann

 

[TickledToDeath]

I don't doubt the truth of that! (From one buster to another.) 😉

I think this person falls into the category of those who will cry no matter what we do for them. Give them free clips! Give them money! Give them the passwords for every pay site around! Draw them personalized pictures! Write them customized stories! They'll still B&M. Hmmmmm....B & M.....BM.....nevermind! 🙄 😛 )

Ann

😉 😀
Not only can you not please everyone, now you can't please ANYone, all the time!😀 😉

TTD

 

[Oddjob0226]

Maybe [he we should telling be go to himself shag arse up the?()

I tried running his e-mails through Babblefish but couldn't find the Klingon setting....

 

[P50]

I just joined the class action lawsuit.

Wealth beyond the dreams of avarice will be mine.

 

[softmalefeet_21]

My head hurts....

ditto... 🙁

 

[Raul]

Hey TIB, can i borrow $74.00? I don't want to be greedy.

Raul

 

[tickler_n_black]

after a long pause in communication, we just got another email from this man (the wallet man) and you will not freekin believe it!!! are you interested in seeing what he wrote? can you stomach it? again, we will not reveal anything about his identity but trust me it'll give you a good laugh, again! anyone up for it?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

OMFG, that is possibly the funniest thing I have read all year, with the replies to it here a close second.😀 Hey, Wallet Man, go back to kindergarden! LOL, bring it on us, TIB, we could use a few more gut busters.😀

 

[Oddjob0226]

Yes, I want to read this!

 

[Haqim]

When I first read this I was under the impression that AOL wallet is something similar to Pay Pal and was found it to be hilarious.

I know I have too much time on my hands but decided to have a look at this AOL wallet and nearly fell of my chair (due to me laughing so much).

Aol does has similarities to pay pal but is really a different service. First off after about an hour of looking I have yet to find out how a company could join such a scheme (while pay pal its on the front page of the site), I can only imagine a company would have to apply either via e-mail or normal mail to AOL and start negations with them.

Here is the list of companies that currently use the AOL wallet, you will notice that there is no company’s on the list that sell Adult related material.

I suspect that to get on the AOL scheme they have to pre-approve the company and the company will have to use AOL “html forms and scripts”.

The reason why I am making this reply is to point out that even if TC Video did want to spend a lot of time to expend their customer base to a possible 1 and included AOL wallet in their payment option I suspect that AOL would reject them. You might want to point this out in any future correspondence with the “wallet man” lol. I would help you out there but I have no idea how to translate the above into Klingon.

 

[tickler_n_black]

here is wallet man's latest email to us. it came out of the blue, weeks after his first 8 emails (which were sent in a 3 hour span one day). this is his latest in its entirety. nothing added. nothing taken out. this is how it arrived in our email box. (sigh) enjoy! and please translate for us if you can.
ps- we've researched him as far as CCBILL is concerned, and he has never been charged one red cent for any of our services. how could he be anyway? when he demands to use aol wallet? CCBILL doesn't accept aol wallet. anyway, onto his "legal and proper" email. 🙂


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After I have the modem set up, there should be no need for Realone/Player, as my computer will then be "fast enough" to download video clips Primarilly from " RealTime Tickling" I Am not interesed in donwloading music or any ather such activities In trying to download these video clips from RealtimeTickling. Ihave had messagaes from Realplayerone, saying that i am not a member and an analysis of my computers capibilities , in order to download video clips even while clicking on the agreed price per Video streaming clip from my bank , or "pay cash now" has been declined. but for what reason? As for What I susPect is your "Parent Company; CC Billing , It is apparrent that they have chosen to go down the "dirty path"by billing me once again , for on-line serves/ memberships/ that don't exist to me and services not supplied . I have yet another affidvit to fill out ,as my Fleet bank Has chosen to go one step further, and wants a police report ,in addition to my affidavit, implicating you : CCbilling for, on line fraud My bank is demanding this. I am staying "Cool" on both our behalves and will not file[ police report ] but must file the mandatory affidavit from myself Stop billing me for such things as Free trial membershis [ which lead to full blown top charge monthly memberships without my consent! If your winds want to blow that way, then fine , the authorities seem to want to crack down on buisenesses that bill without consent, and apparently escpecially your speciaties This is not the way I want It , but you have made your own troubles Again to re-iterate ,I have to send the long Affidate to reclaim these billing errors to my account. Police Report, no , for now. In Summation: You have put me [ And youselves],in a very odd situation, where services have been asked for, denied by you: CC billing, but then charged multiple times Unfortunately , I can hear from my bank's account, that there is yet ANOTHER charge that I Must look into! Contact me ASAP!
//////////////////////////////////////////////


ps- i love the "contact me asap" at the end. classic.

 

[Myst]

*holding his sides* I apologize....but I can't write....come back in a few hours...I should be able to regain my composure by then... *bursts out laughing once more*

 

[Haltickling]

Hilarious, TIB! 😀

Actually, I made a similar experience not long ago, when I tried to help an English speaking customer to order some German tickle videos. He sent me no less than 31 e-mails within 5 days, frequently revising and then reconfirming his order. I broke off contact when he finally cancelled the whole order. It can't be the same person, as his English was much better than your Caped Wallet Avenger's, but sometimes it sounded quite confusing, too. 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Falls over and dies*

 

[BigJim]

Trial membership? What membership? TC doesn't have a members area any more and hasn't had for months! this guy is seriously in need of a visit to the funny farm!

By the way TIB, just thought I'd offer you in video tickling servicing.. send me dollars hundred three now and no more say I'll about it. CONTACT ME BOLLOCKING NOW OR I'LL SUE!!! 😀

 

[Oddjob0226]

Unfortunately , I can hear from my bank's account, that there is yet ANOTHER charge that I Must look into

And what sound does a "bank's account" make? Ka-ching? Honk?

 

[tickler_n_black]

And what sound does a "bank's account" make? Ka-ching? Honk?

LOL LOL LOL LOL 😀 😀

 

[tickler_n_black]

Trial membership? What membership? TC doesn't have a members area any more and hasn't had for months! this guy is seriously in need of a visit to the funny farm!

hiya bigjim. how are things. its actually been over 9 months since we had a members area. good call.

 

[tickler_n_black]

Hilarious, TIB! 😀

Actually, I made a similar experience not long ago, when I tried to help an English speaking customer to order some German tickle videos. He sent me no less than 31 e-mails within 5 days,

hal! long time no talk. how are you? yes it appears you kind of know the feeling of dealing with "unstable characters" then. 31 emails?

 

[U.N.Owen]

Well, I think the explanation for all this is pretty clear: the gentleman clearly has a large hole in his head. Not one that's supposed to be there. Evidently, certain portions of his brain are not connected to each other as they are meant to be.

On the other hand, in this day and age, surely we should not think of this as a handicap. He is, rather, differently abled. He does seem to have some extraordinary abilities, after all. I, for instance, cannot hear my bank account. Nor can I have CCBILL debit my bank account for purchases that do not exist, for a "membership" that also does not exist.

Apparently he's been bothering Fleet Bank, too. I'm not generally prone to think well of them, but in this instance, I pity them. Apparently, they tried to get rid of him by telling him to get a police report for whatever fraud he was reporting. He, of course, took this seriously. Even more, he expects TC to be afraid of what he might do...

Oooooh dear.

 

[TickledToDeath]

I hear AOL has something similar to the Wallet for ladies...it is called "AOL Purse"😉 😀 😛


Sorry, couldn't help it.


🙄 TTD

 

[Haqim]

I think I have managed to follow some of what the “wallet man” is saying, I will try and translate for you all.

“After I have the modem set up, there should be no need for Realone/Player, as my computer will then be "fast enough" to download video clips Primarilly from " RealTime Tickling ” – He seems to be under the impression that his computer speed has to do with his downloading speed. He also wants to download the streaming clips. I also think he believes that the Real Player is part of Real Tickling. Lol

“I Am not interesed in donwloading music or any ather such activities In trying to download these video clips from RealtimeTickling. Ihave had messagaes from Realplayerone, saying that i am not a member and an analysis of my computers capibilities , in order to download video clips even while clicking on the agreed price per Video streaming clip from my bank ,“ – Because he believes that “real player is part of Real tickling” when he has downloaded the software he has tried to subscribe to the Real one service (which asks if you want to subscribe even for the free player). And I am also guessing he believes that if he subscribes to the Real One Service he will be able to download your clips.

“or "pay cash now" has been declined. but for what reason? As for What I susPect is your "Parent Company; CC Billing , It is apparrent that they have chosen to go down the "dirty path"by billing me once again , for on-line serves/ memberships/ that don't exist to me and services not supplied . I have yet another affidvit to fill out ,as my Fleet bank Has chosen to go one step further, and wants a police report ,in addition to my affidavit, implicating you : CCbilling for, on line fraud My bank is demanding this. I am staying "Cool" on both our behalves and will not file[ police report ] but must file the mandatory affidavit from myself Stop billing me for such things as Free trial membershis [ which lead to full blown top charge monthly memberships without my consent!” – Many sites have a “Pay Cash Now” area for International customers, Paying by a method outside Credit card including Payment options such as Paypal or CC Billing. As he says he “suspects” that TC Video is a subsidiary of CC Billing (I suspect he missed the day common sense was given out), He might have been charged by CC Billing but for another service, Many of the “Adult” websites require you to set up a payment account even for Free Trials and also require you to unsubscribe to stop any payments once the trial is over. I suspect this has happened to our “wallet man” and he has probably also been charged for the Real One Pass. But since CC Billing tends to be discreet there will be little details on his Credit Bill other than it’s a CC Billing charge.
.
I myself suspect that if this isn’t a wind up then he has tried to also contact both Real Player and CC Billing but has meet with little success. (they like us can’t read Klingon).

 

[f/f]

translation


i don't wanna install reaplyyer i want it to play on it's own. i'll sue you cuz u hate aol and all i want is tickling i don't have a life and i don't listen to music, and also i'm better then you cuz i can heaer my bank account speak. contact me so i can amuse yu some more