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Watch out for those chickens...

Want a stupid cow joke?Wel I'm gonna tell it anyway....
Why did the cow cross the road?Coz it was moooooooving house!

Yeah I know it's not funny...but I'm bored and trying to procrastinate from my work!lol.
 
If you're gonna procrastinate in my thread, at least clean it up afterwards...
 
That was one of my subtler attempts at inuendo 😉 . My most blatant so far is leaning out of my window at home and yelling to my friend over the road "Oi, dont forget the LUBE!" as he gets into his car. He was so embarrased when passers by looked at him XD .
 
lonelykimiko said:
That was one of my subtler attempts at inuendo 😉 . My most blatant so far is leaning out of my window at home and yelling to my friend over the road "Oi, dont forget the LUBE!" as he gets into his car. He was so embarrased when passers by looked at him XD .
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lmao that's brilliant......bet his face was a picture! 😀
 
Yeah 😀 . We do variations occasionally. Another good one is "Pick up some more condoms, and make sure to get the small ones this time!"
 
lonelykimiko said:
Yeah 😀 . We do variations occasionally. Another good one is "Pick up some more condoms, and make sure to get the small ones this time!"
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ROTFL!! Man, I'm gonna be waitin for a chance to use THAT one for a while....😀
 
lonelykimiko said:
If you're gonna procrastinate in my thread, at least clean it up afterwards...
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:::gets out TMSV...cleans up the procrastination and cow 'patties'...fllings a dried one Frisbee-style at Kiminko:::

"here, catch! Just watch out for the soft centers...."

I'll give you some Bag Balm to clean up with afterwards.....
 
That's disgusting 😛 .

Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside?
Like ARMADILLOS!
 
Hey, gotta find ways to keep from being bored out on the farm. We had cattle, chickens, ducks, geese, and an occasional horse or two..."

In case you thought I was joking about the Bag Balm...

http://www.bagbalm.com/

We use it for our chemotherpay patients when they get Hand-Foot Syndrome...
 
lonelykimiko said:
That's disgusting 😛 .

Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside?
Like ARMADILLOS!
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:weird: Arm..a...dillos. OK. I'm not even ASKING how she knows that.... :weird:
 
Ah. Well, I'll have to check that out...when I'm not at my school's comp where everybody could hear whatever that is😛
 
O OK. Well, since we have headphones...*goes to check it out anyway*😛
 
OK, now the first one was disturbing...the second one was cute...and just a tad disturbing!!:weird:😛
 
Oh yes, Armadillo. Or, as we say here in Kentucky: Possum on the half-shell.....😉
 
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