TicklishLurker
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A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer lingerie for
his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
in price; the more it is sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the one that is most sheer, pays the $500 and takes the
lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs,
put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might
as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return
it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least
iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday.
his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
in price; the more it is sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the one that is most sheer, pays the $500 and takes the
lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs,
put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might
as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return
it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least
iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday.
