Weird ass dreams... tell us you weirdest dreams

[FlockOfSeagulls]

we all have some pretty interesting dreams so why not share them.

 

[Bothersome]

Funny you should mention this, as last night I had the only memorable dream in months.

I don't remember the whole thing, but essentially my computer caught some sort of sentient virus. I couldn't get rid of it with my virus protection, so I just tried shutting my computer off to stall for time. Then the virus turned my computer back on, and continued trying to delete all of the information on my hard drive. After that, I unplugged my computer, turned off all of the electricity to my house, and took my hard drive out of my computer... and then I woke up.

Needless to say, I was never so glad to wake up to a computer that wasn't infected with something.

 

[Angel77]

God, where do I start?

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

God, where do I start?

At the beginning ...

 

[Dussicar]

I can't really remember nine tenths of the dreams I have, but I had a few last saturday night, concurrently.

In the first dream I had, I decided to buy a German shepard. It was friendly, playful and very affectionate...Until nobody was looking. When we were alone, the little bastard would attack me every chance it got. I finally got fed up with it playing mind games on me so I walked up to random people on the street and asked them if they believed that my new dog was attacking me when nobody was around.

Those who said no got leaves and dirt thrown into their face.

Then I woke up, kind of chuckled to myself and rolled over and went back to sleep.

I spent the rest of the night dreaming about shitting my pants over and over and over and over again.

 

[Tickle Fiend]

When I was younger I used to dream about falling off a cliff.

Nowadays I have dreams of random shit involving the people in my life.