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What Commedian do you wish were dead?

Larry the cable guy gets paid 250,000 and is the highest paid comedian?? WHAT THE HELL?


Yeah, I watched a special on him the other night and its true. Also, he really talks like a yankee, his southern accent is a fake that he learned in college.
 
Oh no you're not alone there, oh famed Cat of Legend, I just didn't have the cojones to post the fact that I dislike Seinfeld immensely on this community for fear of flaming by Seinfeld fans here... he just is not funny. I dislike him more than Conan!

Now the thing with Conan is that I used to be a HUGE fan but it stopped working for me when Andy Richter left...the two had a great chemistry but now that he's solo it really sucks...
 
Now the thing with Conan is that I used to be a HUGE fan but it stopped working for me when Andy Richter left...the two had a great chemistry but now that he's solo it really sucks...

Same here -- I really used to like that show while Andy Richter was there.
 
Wow, I wonder which college he went to..he's pretty annoying but IMO Robin Williams is worse. Its like he feeds off of people's laughiter.
 
Wow, I wonder which college he went to..he's pretty annoying but IMO Robin Williams is worse. Its like he feeds off of people's laughiter.

He went to Georgia
 
My pick is Ron White. He thinks he's good I think he sucks.
 
Good one, MistressValerie! Dane Cook is ridiculously unfunny, and Larry the Cable Guy's almost as bad, but neither one of them broadcasts their unfunniness from as ginormous a national pedestal as Leno does, night after night after night...
I'd have to disagree with you about Dane Cook. I find him absolutely hil-friggen-larious. Of course you are old (jk <3) and know nothing XD
 
I'd like to see Conan O'Brien, Dane Cook, Daniel Tosh and Carlos Mencia die. Throw in the creator of Family Guy even though he's not a comedian. 😀
 
For me it is Lisa Lampanelli, or however her name is spelled. She is an encouragement to people who act like nasty ogre children.

I agree. She needs to fucking die. And so does Jeff Dunham. I hate that stupid jingo. Sure, he makes fun of everyone just the same, but that doesn't make what he says right. Fuck him.

I think Carlos Mencia should die too.
 
Sam Kenison..o wait, he's already dead...and i liked him anyway..

and oo Ron White is terrific..but the Cableguy...ack..
 
Dane Cook, Carrot Top, Kathie Griffin, Carlos Mencia, George Lopez, and those are just a few of the many.
 
I'd rather say who would never have been comedians. Don't even wish people death !

I agree.You should never wish someone dead.
So,for mine I will just state who I do not like as comedians.I dislike Larry The Cable Guy,I liked Dane Cook when he first started but I haven't liked any of his recent material,lastly,Carlos Mencia
 
I'd have to go with Dane Cook, George Lopez and Jay Leno. And, just so it's been said...it's not that I want to "kill" them...it's just that...I want them to not be alive anymore. 😉

Dane Cook has made a "career" out of running from one side of the stage to another yelling about what pisses him off. And without humor, like Carlin could do in a rant. George Lopez just outright offends me. In a day and age when even hinting at anything racial will get you ostracized...Lopez has done entire 45-minute sets about nothing but white people sucking and being stupid. Yes George, we get it...you're Mexican. Try some material from another angle. ANY other angle. Just one. And please...please...don't try the "celebrating my culture" card, there are many Latino comedians who do a fine job of celebrating a rich culture without dragging everyone else down to do it...and are actually funny while doing it. Something Lopez has never learned.

And Leno has bugged me since Day One. He's unfunny, smarmy, full of himself and is the epitome of an insider-Hollywood douchebag.
 
Without a doubt Noel Edmunds.

My idea was that as a charity drive for Children in Need if people gave over £200K he would top himself.
 
I'd have to go with Dane Cook, George Lopez and Jay Leno. And, just so it's been said...it's not that I want to "kill" them...it's just that...I want them to not be alive anymore. 😉

Dane Cook has made a "career" out of running from one side of the stage to another yelling about what pisses him off. And without humor, like Carlin could do in a rant. George Lopez just outright offends me. In a day and age when even hinting at anything racial will get you ostracized...Lopez has done entire 45-minute sets about nothing but white people sucking and being stupid. Yes George, we get it...you're Mexican. Try some material from another angle. ANY other angle. Just one. And please...please...don't try the "celebrating my culture" card, there are many Latino comedians who do a fine job of celebrating a rich culture without dragging everyone else down to do it...and are actually funny while doing it. Something Lopez has never learned.

And Leno has bugged me since Day One. He's unfunny, smarmy, full of himself and is the epitome of an insider-Hollywood douchebag.

I disagree with Dane Cook (fitting the college kid stereotype, I love him). However, I thought I'd never find someone who would mention George Lopez. Seriously, I have spent days in a frothing rage, mind filled with comebacks to half the shit he goes on about. From the Mexicans vs White People to the "Kids these days [suck ass and my generation is awesome]" (inside brackets is my interpretation). I mean, yeah some comedians were built on "My Race vs White People" like Dave Chappelle, but at least he threw in complimentary comments toward white people and pointed out the flaws in black people every now and then. Not to mention he called it quits at about the right time (very much IMO).

Larry the Cable Guy is obscenely overrated, but I can't really hate him. The part of the country I live in (particularly my home town) gets off on blue collar comedy stuff, so I've developed a tolerance and in some cases (Jeff and Bill <3333) enjoy it.

But yeah...love Dane Cook. Hate George Lopez and am pretty neutral on Carlos Mencia.
 
That's right! If any of you wish me dead, I'll know. I'm a jew. I'll put the sheeny curse on you!

Not out of fear of a curse;you shouldn't because it's a mean thing to do.You should be more polite and respectful of people then that.If you don't like someone you don't have to watch them,you can change the channel.
 
It's gonna be interesting to see how he and Conan O'Brien deal with the "lack of funny" when they return to their posts, sans writers, on Jan 2nd as I'm hearing. Apparently one answer is to load up each show with a gaggle of guests.

Actually, Conan was one of the writers for The Simpsons. You know, back when it was fresh and funny. He'll get along.
 
This will upset the 12-year-olds on board*, but I'll add Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell to the list.












*And I don't want to hear any fussing about it. You're under age and shouldn't be perusing an adult message board. Besides, isn't it past your bedtime?
 
This will upset the 12-year-olds on board*, but I'll add Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell to the list.












*And I don't want to hear any fussing about it. You're under age and shouldn't be perusing an adult message board. Besides, isn't it past your bedtime?

but,but Rick...he is the bestest comedian evar!:cry
 
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