I'd have to go with Dane Cook, George Lopez and Jay Leno. And, just so it's been said...it's not that I want to "kill" them...it's just that...I want them to not be alive anymore. 😉
Dane Cook has made a "career" out of running from one side of the stage to another yelling about what pisses him off. And without humor, like Carlin could do in a rant. George Lopez just outright offends me. In a day and age when even hinting at anything racial will get you ostracized...Lopez has done entire 45-minute sets about nothing but white people sucking and being stupid. Yes George, we get it...you're Mexican. Try some material from another angle. ANY other angle. Just one. And please...please...don't try the "celebrating my culture" card, there are many Latino comedians who do a fine job of celebrating a rich culture without dragging everyone else down to do it...and are actually funny while doing it. Something Lopez has never learned.
And Leno has bugged me since Day One. He's unfunny, smarmy, full of himself and is the epitome of an insider-Hollywood douchebag.