I want that awkward moment when a friend (who happens to be a boy) asks if he can get an hour of sleep before driving home and you feel obligated to say yes and you know he thought this might be his chance for him to quote unquote "sleep with me" but then I take him upstairs to my bedroom and tell him I'll be downstairs if he needs anything when really I just want him to go home so I can sleep was not happening right now.