1) One more visit with the Venrays and the JPies, with the Duos included, before New Years...
2) A detailed, cogent explanation from Theo Epstein as to why he would hire Terry Francona to manage the Red Sox, and why we shouldn't think that he abuses hallucinogens nearly as much as his predecessor, Dan Duquette
3) A Christmas card from Camryn Manheim
4) Someone putting itching powder in the skivvies of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, just in time for a major press conference on the war
5) For major laughter to break out at the press conference this morning where New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey announced that the state unemployment rate went down from 5.8 to 5.7 percent, claiming significant progress...well, it would've been nice anyway
6) During one of his snide, mean spirited jokes, for David Letterman's cigar to explode in his gap toothed face
7) to one day witness an early morning interview on the Today Show, and see Hillary Clinton turn to Katie Couric and say, "I'll get you my pretty, and your co-host too!"
8) to witness an episode of "The King Of Queens" and catch Kevin James throw Leah Rimini down on the couch and tickle the living bejesus out of her
9) to be a fly on the wall at a cocktail party in Tony Soprano's house, and watch him turn around and find Big Pussy standing there, saying, "hey Tee! I'm back!"
10) what I would really like for Christmas is to have no worries. Simple as that. I would eschew all material presents just to have no worries.