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What is the funniest, dumb thing you have ever done?

njjen3953

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Tonight, I found out why my computer kept freezing. I ran defrag several times and one very large file would not defrag. The file in question was in my Documents and was 1.82Gb in size.

I looked in my Documents to see what was in there that was that big.

I had, for the past 3 weeks, been backing up my hard drive and keeping it in a file in my Documents.

Oy Vey!!!!!! :sowrong:
 
does getting lost almost every time you go to see a good friend count? if not, how about not getting lost and ending up being more than a half an hour early because you always allow for ‘lost time’? 😉
 
There is a reason that McGyver Tklr dubbed us the ditz twins. 😀
 
Once, in my youth, my family and I were playing a few games of Ping-pong in our basement. With my usual lack of finesse, I couldn't do anything that active without having my mouth open the whole time. (Can you see what's coming??) Anyway, it didn't take long before, in a wild, dead-locked game, as the ball came over the net for me to smash, and I moved into place for the kill, my paddle missed and 😱 the ball bounced right into my mouth, and sat there as if it was planted! Eyes as big as saucers, and ball in mouth, was that stupid?? :wow:
I have never lived that down in my family!
 
like i'll ever forget it.

after making fun of the fact that so many people would dance on top of this miniature foot bridge, and then fall into the shallow water below - yes, you guessed it - i got up to dance with a girl i hadn't even met yet - there i was trying to impress her - and BAM! right in the water.

i was in tokyo, and thankfully couldn't understand most of what was being said after that.


:blush:
 
one time i opened up my cabinet then i dropped something on the floor. When i turned around i knocked my face into the cabinet door.😛
 
I went bowling with a girlfriend and her co-workers. First game, first frame, first shot I was up. As I approached the line, throwing the ball, my pants ripped open....upper thigh all the way through the croth.

The good news? I was wearing underwear.

The bad news? We were cosmic bowling, and the fluorescent lights made my underwear glow like nobody's business.

I ended up taking my bowling towel, tucking it into my belt, and wearing it like a loincloth for the remainder of the evening. DOH!

The Sean Man
 
These are great stories, everyone. Thanks so much for posting.

Here I thought someone would say. "Jen, I can't believe you did that. What a blonde." 😛
 
Was spinning a private 80s dance party once and still remember clear as day how this went cause it was sooooo embarrising (yes so what, i cant spell lol). I had currently playing on turntable one "Fasinated" by Company B and was about to mix into "Two Of Hearts" by Stacy Q..and just as i was on the break and crossfading the other over almost to full volume..my hand slipped and the pitch control went up and my arm hit the turntable causing the needle to glide across the 12" and I ended up getting beer cans, food, you name it chucked at me😱 LOL LOL LOL...thank god for the plastic/glass window I was behind on the DJ set up...man I felt like such a dweeb!
 
I brunette and I don't do anything ditzy...






(now if you believe that I have a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn)
 
JPie1 said:
I brunette and I don't do anything ditzy...
(now if you believe that I have a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn)

I brunette? 😀
 
hehe...oops...you caught me in my blond moment as I look for a blond hair I might have on my head!!
 
I was at Shea Stadium one night taking in a Mets game with a buddy of mine. At the end of the game we left the stadium and started walking to my car. Well it was a little wet that day so there was puddles around. The guy I was with just walked around a puddle. I just started giving him a hard time, saying things like "What's the matter, you don't have the coordination to jump?". Well the next puddle came and I said to him "here' I'll show you how it's done" so I ran up to the puddle and lept into the air hoping to clear the puddle. Well as I jumped, I lost my footing and fell right smack on my ass. A guy right next to me, as a joke, yelled "SAFE". My friend, that guy and anybody else who saw or heard me were in stitches. I probably laughed the loudest though. It was really funny after that split section of feeling like a total and absolute dweeb. I think I would have done the same thing had the roles been reversed.
 
I had a pretty good idiot moment today, actually. I was running up the stairs in the theatre to go to my stagecraft class. My jeans are low-riders, and I've lost a few pounds since buying them. So they were sagging, and I was like, "Oop, I'm about to have plumber-butt", so while running up the stairs, I reached behind me to pull my jeans up, but accidentally grabbed the top of my panties instead, and gave myself a huge wedgie... Luckily, I'm a true theatre-kid, so I wasn't embarrassed. I laughed about it just as loud as everyone else. Aren't I a prize... Mwah!

-Bell :cool2:
 
Ticklebell, you will like this story.

My first year in college, I played Ruth in Pirates of Penzance. I am so not used to wearing a long skirt and was always tripping over it. One night, during act 2, when the police are about to arrest the pirates, I am supposed to burst in and sing, "One moment, let me tell you who they are".

I ran onstage, stepped on my skirt and pulled it right down to my ankles. 😱 :shock: :blush:
 
Haha - - CLASSIC.

I was Little Red Ridinghood in a production of Into the Woods once, and one night during the scene in which the Baker steals my cape, he turned and ran - - straight into the wall, and fell backwards onto me. Good times...
 
i consistantly run into the corner of a wall that has been in my house for 10 years..does that count???
 
TicklishSinner said:
i consistantly run into the corner of a wall that has been in my house for 10 years..does that count???
Yes. 😛

*kiss for adorable smurphy*

Button :bubble:
 
When the movie Grease frist came out and Frankie Avalon's face showed on the screen I yelled out HEY THERE'S ELTON JOHN To this day allI have to do is say that and a friend of mine just starts laughing
 
ok the dumbest/funniest thing i've ever done was probably when i was on a senior trip and fell up the down escalator...to this day i don't know how the heck it happened...talk about clumsy
 
I grew up rooting for the Rangers, and stayed rooting for the Rangers...just as the Islanders came into the league proving a viable, and eventually a very successful alternative. That alone admits me into this club of yours, Jen, with shoulder epaulettes.
 
My friends and I were filming a "War Movie" (A bunch of us running around like idiots, in makeshift camefloge garb, and one with a video camera) Anywho, one of them decided we needed a good, Pull-the-solider-from-the-quicksand scene. Another knew where there was kind of a marsh of very soft, deep, mud. He was standing on the edge of it saying "Here I go! Here I go!". Standing on the other side of a small stream of water that was running beside him, I called out "Wait a minute", and jumped over the stream, landing right in fron of him, and immediately becoming mired, waist deep, in mud. My friends started laughing hysterically, and grabbing at the camera, trying to get the shot. I posed for one still photo, and then, since I had died in an earlier scene, they taped me from behind, as one of them extended the butt of a rifle to me, and hauled me out. I KNEW I was going to land in front of him when I jumped. Why I thought I would land on solid ground is still a mystery to me!😕
 
Several years back, my best friend Amy and I were spending an afternoon with one of my favorite cousins who had recently moved to town. We watched several rented movies, and then he made us supper. After we were done eating, we climbed into his car so he could give us a ride back to my house. On the way there, we stopped off at the movie rental place to return the tapes we had rented for the afternoon. He parked the car along the curb so I could run in and run out quick without actually parking. Returning the movies took a little longer than I had expected, as there was a long line inside. Once I gave them back, I came out the door and hopped into the car parked alongside the curb, where I had left my cousin and Amy. I didn't notice anything was wrong right away...my cousin had a new white little 4 door car, and the car I jumped into upon walking out of the movie rental store was of the same description. And it WAS parked in the same spot. I sat down in the front seat and made a big issue of complaining about the line in the movie rental place, and then started cussing about the fact I could not find the door handle, and accused my cousin of moving it since it was not in the same place it was moments ago when I got out. I was interrupted by the sound of someone clearing their throat. It was a deep voice, very much unlike my cousin who has quite a feminine quality to his voice. I immediately froze, afraid to turn and see what I was suspecting at that moment. I finally slowly turned my head to look at the driver, and my fears were realized. Sitting in the drivers seat was a VERY large grizzly adams looking fella, giving me a quizzical grin. I looked out the windshield, and saw my cousin and Amy, sitting in my cousins car, in one of the parking spots across the parking lot. Both of them were laughing hysterically, and holding their sides in pain. I turned every shade of red imaginable, uttered a quick apology, and jumped out of the strangers car. I don't think I have ever been quite that embarassed before.

Jen - Being a theater gal, you should enjoy this one. Not my own moment, but one I witnessed. We were doing a musical my senior year in high school titled "Dracula Baby". I played two different roles in the musical, but during this particular scene change I was not needed, and I had ran out to the audience to watch from the viewers perspective for a bit. The curtains were drawn, and the stage crew were changing the scene on stage from an outdoor street scene, to a hospital bedroom scene. Somehow, the crew messed up BIGTIME, and left one of the large, ten foot high street lamps on the stage....right next to the bed in the hospital room. Thank God, my classmate playing the doctor in the new scene was great at ad-libbing. He casually strolled onto the stage, walked up to the actress playing the patient, lying in the bed, and said "Lucy, aren't you a little old for a night-light?" The audience roared in laughter, and the scene was saved. Gotta love those unexpected moments during live performances.

Mimi 🙂
 
Thought this thread deserved another look...

I was at a sales meeting as the "tech guy" and bent over to get something out of my computer bag when my pants split right up the middle, showing my boxers to the world.
The look on people's faces were priceless, so said in a very non-chelant(sp) way, "Hmm, is it drafty in here?"
The whole room cracked up and then I left to "mend" the pants.
 
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