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What is the meanest thing you have said to someone?

BCTickler1

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About a year ago, this girl I know is just the meanest person out there...she was smoking hot, but I think she thought that gave her the right to treat others like crap. So, one day infront of a group of our friends she makes a stupid comment towards me and everyone kinda chuckled...she then drops some change on the ground and bends over to pick it up with her ass facing us and then out of no where I say "The last time I saw a shape like that I was shopping for a Micro Bus"

A micro bus, if you are wondering is just a smaller version of a school bus, we call them Micro Buses where I grew up.

We all thought it was funny and since that day she has never made a rude comment towards me. Hehe, aren't I a stinker?!

Cheers!

Nick
 
SheDevil could probably fill this whole thread.....!!!!

ROFL...!!! 😀
 
I had a feeling I'd be involved in this one, whether I posted or not!

You know, if you told that story without the part about her dropping change (as that's uncharacteristically graceless of me, and as everyone knows, I'm perfect and full of grace!) and showin off her butt, and if you weren't from Homogenic Hell - I mean Canada, I'd have thought that you knew me or something...lol. I'm mean. 😀
 
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oh ho, another retard defends canada, with nothing to stand their defense on! How TYPICAL. 😉
 
I once said to a fat girl "your mom's so fat she fills up 10 episodes of springer and cameos on the 11th"

She sort of gave me a smirk and said "sod off"

But that wasn't the meanest thing I said

I'm not really capable of being mean because I'm a really nice person

The meanest thing I said was to some guy "if you weren't so boring I'd probably value your life more" and then he called me uptight and then some guy posts a response about me insulting myself again and his name starts with fire
 
umm..once down in Columbus, i was at a nice hotel, sitting there in this room that had a big screen TV. This girl came down there, sat down and started watching the Buckeyes football game with me. well, the janitor type person, comes along, and this was just a year after 9-11, pops his mouth off to me and her..in his arab voice, hes starts like makin fun of us and tellin us "dont go gettin freaky on my couch" and totally started disrespecting her..so i told him, he needed to go back to his own fuckin country, where he belongs, and tell Osama I said Fuck You. Then he called me an american pig and that i will get whats coming, so i naturally called him a sandnigger..no, im not racist, by any means..but when someone disrespects you i start poppin off my mouth, and when you say shit about my country..well, i will pop my mouth off even more..cause i can back it up. i realized now that it was mean to say that to him, cause no matter what religion or nationality, hes a human. yeah, ive changed a lot since them days. still an asshole, but yeah, not as bad of one.
 
Careful who you call "Retard" SD, after all, it's you "retards" who elected Gerorge "DUBYA" Bush...lol have fun with the next for years...I think I will stay in Canada, I know we haven't pissed anyone off😀
 
LOL AND!!!! Did you know 60% of American's cannot find Canada on the map...LOL and "we" are the retards LMAO. Its a proven fact too 😀
 
BCTickler said:
LOL AND!!!! Did you know 60% of American's cannot find Canada on the map...LOL and "we" are the retards LMAO. Its a proven fact too 😀
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Geez, and i was always really good with Geography...guess im just a little smarter than the retards. :weird:
 
Hey! I've seen Canada on the map..It's purple!

Waa Waa Waaaaaa

Anyhow, the meanest thing I've ever said was to some girl at a rennaisance festival. She was working at the drench-a-wench both and taking great joy in shouting obsene and racist remarks at the patrons around her. She then turned her attention to me and started trying to talk noise about me. I was like "Oh hell no!" I turned towards her and stated as loud as I could: "Bitch...you're a load your mom should have swallowed!" That actually shut her up for a minute or two. She didn't have crude/racist remark in responce either. Yeah, I can be a little mean sometimes if I think it's warrented.
 
alchemy said:
Hey! I've seen Canada on the map..It's purple!

Waa Waa Waaaaaa

Anyhow, the meanest thing I've ever said was to some girl at a rennaisance festival. She was working at the drench-a-wench both and taking great joy in shouting obsene and racist remarks at the patrons around her. She then turned her attention to me and started trying to talk noise about me. I was like "Oh hell no!" I turned towards her and stated as loud as I could: "Bitch...you're a load your mom should have swallowed!" That actually shut her up for a minute or two. She didn't have crude/racist remark in responce either. Yeah, I can be a little mean sometimes if I think it's warrented.
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LOL @ all of Alchemy's post! hilarious dude!
 
alchemy should have had her put in the stocks!!!

🙂
 
A gem from my middle school years:
"The best part of you ran down your mother's leg..."
 
The meanest thing I´ve said to someone sounds similar:
"The day you were born, they threw you away and raised the afterbirth" lol love that!!!!!
 
A rather vulgar one that I heard on the playground; "When you were born you had your mouth open"
 
LOL I heard this one from a trucker " Ten million sperm, and YOU were their strongest swimmer " I was crying I was laughing so hard😀

Cheers!
Nick
 
Someone reaaaalllllly pissed me off and I told them " I hope your mama dies a horrible, tragic and tortuous death and burns in hell for all eternity!!" At the time, this persons mother was sick w/ the flu..I know..I know..

but, it is a long story behind me saying that, and I have never said that or anything like it since. I have made up w/ that person (who was so speechless by that they stood in utter shock) and we have been friends ever since😀


A less mean yet playful thing I told my best friend one time:

We were play arguing/wrestleing and I said

"May your children be born w/o eyelids!"

That got me a goooood tickling from her...it was awesome. he he! 😀
 
Thanks guys, WE ROCK!

BCTickler said:
LOL I heard this one from a trucker " Ten million sperm, and YOU were their strongest swimmer " I was crying I was laughing so hard😀

Cheers!
Nick
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LOL, now that's F-ing funny!!! 😀
 
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