Oh my Lord. Well I only got old enough to stay up and watch in the mid-nineties, but I've seen a bunch of the old ones on E!, so I have a few from various periods.
From the 70's, the ep with Candace Bergen. There was a skit in which she was sitting on a couch with Gilda Radner, talking about I think cures for incredibly stupid people. And Candy flubs a line and calls Gilda by HER character's name, and just loses it for the rest of the skit. She starts laughing into a pillow, while Gilda effortlessly adlibs the rest, making sure to add a smart-ass remark about Candy being one of the affore-mentioned incredibly stupid people.
I also love anything with Lisa Loopner, Emily Litella, Roseanna Rosannadanna... I love Gilda!
From the Mike Myers era, the ep with Miranda Richardson, in which Myer's character Dieter has a Dream. And of course it's crazy disturbing abstract German stuff, involving a guy dressed as a deer, that old fat man, a chicken (of course), and Richardson dressed as both a ***** and a nun.
"I am a *****."
"I am a nun."
"*****."
"Nun."
"*****nun."
From the more recent cast, I love the skit with Sean Hayes working in the snooty clothing store with Jimmy Fallon, in which they keep making fun of everyone who wants to buy something. And of course the whole thing falls apart, because Jimmy can't ever keep a straight face, and Sean Hayes ends up laughing too hard to say his lines. You can even see Will Ferrell struggling to keep a straight face on his teeny tiny cell phone.
From one of the Jack Black eps, the hillbilly sktech.
"I told you, birds is magic!"
The Jennifer Aniston sketch in which she and Rachel Dratch are 19th Century British street urchins being used as lawn ornaments, and they keep doing little songs and jigs.
"If you'd open your hearts and feed us,
Oh, how it would please us.
Just a morsel of beef in our tiny bellies,
And we'd be on the crapper for days!"
"Please, sir, we don't need much, just a pile of straw and a hankerchief to cough blood into."
"I'd share my bread to be with you.
I'd sell my hat to be with you.
I'd shine your shoes to be with you.
I'd put a peach pit in my bum for you!
I'd kill a stranger with a knife for you!
I'd decapitate a ***** for you!"
Damn I love that show.
Mwah!
-Bell
