What kind of tickling convention would you have

[tickleteasing]

If this hypothetical scenariou occurred you have just won the lottery and won over three hundred million dollars. You decide to spend one million and have a big tickling convention, In other words the money would be spent on airfare, hotel rental, and well tickling utensials to use at the convention. You can invite anyone you want to to this convention and have it anywhere you want however you must spend at least a million dollars on this convention. In other words if you have to spend the airfare to send a hundred people to the convention you have to spend a hundred people to the convention. Where would you hold it at, who would film it and more importantly WHO would you fly out to this convention?

 

[maniactickler]

If this hypothetical scenariou occurred you have just won the lottery and won over three hundred million dollars. You decide to spend one million and have a big tickling convention, In other words the money would be spent on airfare, hotel rental, and well tickling utensials to use at the convention. You can invite anyone you want to to this convention and have it anywhere you want however you must spend at least a million dollars on this convention. In other words if you have to spend the airfare to send a hundred people to the convention you have to spend a hundred people to the convention. Where would you hold it at, who would film it and more importantly WHO would you fly out to this convention?

Well i know one thing, id only invite women and id be the only guy.

 

[DannyMc]

First I'd start it with answering a question of why should I be able to go . Once the 100 people are picked then comes the transporting . Getting people to airports , booking flights to one said destination airport , with one day room accomidations booked for all 100 people to arrive and freshen up . A prebooked private yacht and limo rentals (8)........ Arrival at the yacht and sail to the privately booked island for the weekend ....... Catered food festivities and room accomidations . Hired mistresses and masters to host the convention activities . All different type of bondage equiment and instruction . All tickling at ones discretion and leisure . Then the return home at the end of the weekend ...........

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

If I had come into that kind of money, there's no way in hell it would be a single event! I'd grab up some land with a lot of space....maybe an old closed college dorm area or hotel? Then, I'd have it totally renovated to include all the comforts of home. It would also have fitness clubs, pool, massage therapists, etc....all to keep folks in top tickle shape.

Then, we'd finally have our tickling community there. There would be live-in members, who would also help to run the place. And, it would be open to the entire community membership to come for individual and/or group fun. There would be annual membership fees to help cover the costs of running the place. That would entitle you to come and stay once a month at a very reduced rate.

Ahhh, the dreams that could come true!

Ann

 

[JPie1]

If I had come into that kind of money, there's no way in hell it would be a single event! I'd grab up some land with a lot of space....maybe an old closed college dorm area or hotel? Then, I'd have it totally renovated to include all the comforts of home. It would also have fitness clubs, pool, massage therapists, etc....all to keep folks in top tickle shape.

Then, we'd finally have our tickling community there. There would be live-in members, who would also help to run the place. And, it would be open to the entire community membership to come for individual and/or group fun. There would be annual membership fees to help cover the costs of running the place. That would entitle you to come and stay once a month at a very reduced rate.

Ahhh, the dreams that could come true!

Ann

I like that Ann, kind of like the nudist colonies do but for tickling folks! great idea. I can help you run it!

 

[drew70]

A very UNconventional one! 😀

 

[Strider]

Hmm, I'd probably rent an island not governed by any national laws, given that if I was planning this thing, it'd end up having a degree of decadence that would make the Marquis de Sade look tame.

 

[jmedic20]

Ok, if I have 300 million in the bank I'm holding the convention on a cruise ship. Destination? Who cares the fun will be on board the ship anyway. I'd probably go to places like this website and pay sites that deal with tickling and have them give out free passes (all expenses paid) to their members free of charge, special "high roller packages" given out at random. These guys/gals would have to biggest rooms on the ship and would have tickling victims delivered to their rooms upon request.

The tickling victims would be models, acting students, or regular college students looking to make a buck (or $10,000) to service as victims for the convention.

Finally and for my own amusement....I would offer my ex wife and high school girlfriend (two women I've tied and tickled who pretended to enjoy it then through it in my face later) 1 million dollars each. In order to get the money they would to serve as tickle slaves during the convention. As guests board the ship they'd get to see both of them locked up in stocks, barefoot of course. All guests would get to tickle them as they walk by, even pose for pictures with them. Anything to humiliate the crap out of them the way they tried to do to me

I'd also have a doctor on hand with tranquilizers for anyone that overdosed on tickling fun.


Oh almost forgot, special guest star Quentin Tarantino!!!!!!

 

[terorizer]

I do believe I fall somewhere along the lines of Ann and Jmedic. I've got 3hundred million? Oh PUHLEEZE!!! It's gonna be Vegas. An entire floor...or two... or 3, but it WOULD be the entire floor. Then I'd coordinate plane, train and automobile caravans from all over - (some folks don't like to fly, etc.) and for those ok with it, have each caravan videotape their journey to Vegas.

Once in Vegas, like Max does in Philly, I'd alert all of the kink clubs/venues possibly ranches about us and get "tickle people" discounts. Hell, I'm RICH B*TCH, I might even just keep them on retainer for whomever wanted to indulge.

After a few days in Vegas, it's part 2 of the caravan- on to Los Angeles - see some of the sights, then a private cruise ship to Hawaii.

One thing I'd like to do, is for those who have spouses that aren't necessarily into it - it would just be like one of them timeshare things. A free week in Vegas, first class. All ya gotta do is just discuss it (or listen) openly with a few folks (of the spouse's choosing) from the community. Then if they are willing to participate, fine, if not fine, you get a second honeymoon for free and the pitch would definitely be less painful than the timeshare pitches!!

Most likely, video/pictures would be banned, except for specific video shoots. Of course, that wouldn't apply to the normal stuff you'd take pics of on a trip - HEY here I am in front of the Bellagio...huh? Oh, that feather was already there!

 

[Tickler Bart]

My Private Tickle Resort

I would pay for everyone's travel expenses & room accomodations.
I would buy an island & construct a huge resort exclusively for tickling & foot love.
The resort would be open 24/7 all year round.
Just make a reservation & we send you the cash to pay for the airfare & other travel arrangements.
A stretch limo will pick you up from the airport & take you to the dock where my private fleet of yachts will take you to the island.
The only thing you pay for is the food, which would NOT be expensive.
Once you register & get your room key, you are free to go wherever you wish.
There are special theme areas with private rooms throughout the hotel.
There will be costumes available to use for Role Playing.
You can rent these costumes for 20 dollars an hour if you wish to use them outside the theme areas.
There will be professional ticklers (both male & female) & ticklees (both male & female) for those single guys & ladies, or for those who want an extra person to particpate.
Video taping & picture taking is permitted with the consent of all persons involved.
There will be an annual gathering that will have special events & guests.
There will be a 50 dollar fee per person for the annual event.
For those who are reluctant or apprehensive about traveling to such a long distance (For some, anyway), we will send you a DVD (or VHS tape) with an introduction to the hotel & everything you need to know about it.
Of course there will be an 800 number to call for any questions not answered in the video.
Then there is also the free web site.
Venders are permitted to display &/or sell their wares.
There will be a 'Hall of Tickling History' room where you can see literature, art & other forms of tickle history throughout the ages on display.
There will be High Speed Internet Connection PCs available for your convenience. This will also be free.