What ruins a video clip for you ?

[kingp]

Gags! Hate em. Let the laughter out please

 

[Pragmatic]

Any description with a gratuitous and compulsory overuse of the word "perfect" or "perfection" or any variant thereof, like a two year old who just learned the word "fuck" and says it over and over and over and over and over and over and over......

And any type of storylines/plots. I get it, this is your artistic expression. It's just less interesting to me than anything on Bravo channel, cooking tutorials, any type of small talk, and watching a large body of water (like Lake Superior) evaporate in real time.

 

[tickle_maniac]

• Electric toothbrush
• Too much camera movement or too much zooming in
• Stocks or bondage "equipment". I'd much rather have everyday objects be used for bondage
• Ignoring a ticklish spot like the neck or tickling it only a little
• When clips feel too mechanical (bored expressions etc)
• Excessive screaming

 

[MikeMenace]

Some of my pet peeves:

• Obviously fake tickling and obviously fake reactions. I get it, it's a fantasy but at least try to make it look real.
• No variation in tickling technique or targeted spots. I get it, hairbrush on oiled feet is a classic technique, but I will get bored if that's all they do for 5 minutes.
• Tickling the upperbody so hard that the skin gets bruised from all the digging and scratching. I like my tickle porn playful. Trying to poke a hole in the model's ribcage is the opposite of playful.
• Badly acted "plot". Especially if it's done by people who can barely speak English.
• Screams that blow out your speakers.
• Rickety stocks. I remember seeing some 90s/2000s clips where the stocks were banging and clanking so loud that you couldn't hear the lee.