What would YOU do!?

[Senshi1]

Hey. I started a few threads like this in forums before and they usually turn ou to be kinda fun, so here we go again. Five simple questions - what would YOU do?!

(Note - if these turn out to be popular, I [or anyone else who fancies ago] will try and post some more. 😛

1. What would you do if you were telekinetic?

2. Imagine it's groundhog day - nothing you do now will have any consequences whatsoever by tomorrow. A bunch of ruffians are loitering in your yard - what do you do?

3. What would you do if you could fly/levitate?

4. What would you do if you could cause explosions of varying sizes and forces?

5. What would you do if you could control animals?





My answers:

1 - Telekinesis: I'd walk casually through a crowded area with a bag of shopping. Suddenly, the bag would slowly start rising upwards, as would all of its contents. I'd shout "catch it catch it CATCH IT!!!" and jump fruitlessly up and down, and then sigh in mild disappointment as my shopping rises slowy up and out of sight.

2 - loitering hooligans: I'd invite them all in for a cup of tea. Once inside, I'd turn on the Mortal Kombat theme and attempt to engage them in a rowdy bout of fisticuffs, taking advantage of any makeshift weapons that were near to hand. If they refused to come into the house, I'd bring out a boombox, play the Mortal Kombat theme outside, and fight them there instead.

3 - flight/levitation: I'd find an exceptionally weak-looking child, and push him gently saying "hit me! come on, hit me!" When he did, I'd shout "WHOOOAAA!!!!" and sail off over the horizon like in the Popeye cartoons. Alternatively, I'd wander around a crowded shopping centre, and when people nudged into me, I'd go flying backwards slamming into shelves and stuff, like a fight scene from X-Men.

4 - explosions at will: I'd probably wait around fo somebody to walk past and drop litter in front of me, and then make it explode when it hits the ground (not dangerously so, just loudly and visibly).

5 - control animals: Go to a crowded city center and make all the pidgeons march in perfect formation like an army.


Okay, my answers suck a bit. XD Your turn!

 

[TKLVR181]

1. What would you do if you were telekinetic?

Play pranks on the people I dislike--make them think a ghost is following them around.

Come to think of it, I'd do that to my friends too, I'd just tell 'em the truth after they freaked out😀

2. Imagine it's groundhog day - nothing you do now will have any consequences whatsoever by tomorrow. A bunch of ruffians are loitering in your yard - what do you do?

Tickle the crap out of them, of course! XD

3. What would you do if you could fly/levitate?

Never use this friggin wheelchair again😛

4. What would you do if you could cause explosions of varying sizes and forces?

Like Senshi said. Scare people😛

5. What would you do if you could control animals?

Hitch a ride on an elephant😛 XD

 

[duck171]

If I could blow stuff up at will, Id sit at the golf course and when the golfers hit the ball it would explode in midair. ( dislike for golf)

If I could control animals I would get every bird in the area to crap on my boss's car at the same time. ( dislike for work)

If was telekinetic I would move all the Jack Daniels Whiskey out of Lynchberg and into my garage. ( love of whiskey)

Those are the only ones I could think of an answer for.

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

1. What would you do if you were telekinetic?

I'd engage in some long distance tickling and observation. I'd find some feathers find some situations where some feathers could be put to good use then have some fun.

2. Imagine it's groundhog day - nothing you do now will have any consequences whatsoever by tomorrow. A bunch of ruffians are loitering in your yard - what do you do?

I'd take up a sniper position then unload a few hundred rounds of paintballs in their general direction.

3. What would you do if you could fly/levitate?

One thing would be to go to a great costume designer then scare the crap out of everyone on Halloween.

4. What would you do if you could cause explosions of varying sizes and forces?

I'd re-enact the scene where King Arthur meets up with Tim the Enchanter.

5. What would you do if you could control animals?

I'd train up a team of chipmunks to become the world's most fearsome group of furry ticklers then set them off on some lucky lee. 😛aw:

 

[~TechnoGhost~]

ooh the fun i can have with this...

1. What would you do if you were telekinetic?
I would go to a baseball game without a doubt..IT'S A HOME RUN!!.. No Wait! The ball is coming back towards the catcher!!!...

2. Imagine it's groundhog day - nothing you do now will have any consequences whatsoever by tomorrow. A bunch of ruffians are loitering in your yard - what do you do?
Befriend them with a generous offer of a well packed joint.. After a bit, use my newly found Telekinetic powers to make them think that the giant plastic Santa Claus, on my roof is alive.. Then proceed to hurl Rudolph, Dancer, Prancer, etc at them..

3. What would you do if you could fly/levitate?
Oh that's easy, free fall off any 6 storey+ building i can find..

4. What would you do if you could cause explosions of varying sizes and forces?
Oo hey are those ruffians still around! Santa just got some new tricks!! As a serious answer. Anyone that drives recklessly with a cellphone in one ear and coffee in the other is gone..

5. What would you do if you could control animals?
I would rob a few bank's with my ARMY OF BEARS ON TRICYCLES WITH TUTU'S!!..

Well that was a fun way to kill some time!..

 

[Comfort Eagle]

1. What would you do if you were telekinetic?

Ghost pranks, ghost tickling, ghost stuff in general.


2. Imagine it's groundhog day - nothing you do now will have any consequences whatsoever by tomorrow. A bunch of ruffians are loitering in your yard - what do you do?
Kill people I don't like, running around naked, steal cars, crash said cars, basically go Grand Theft Auto on everyones asses.

3. What would you do if you could fly/levitate?
Every damn thing. I've always wanted to fly. I'd be jumping off buildings, flying under bridges, screwing with planes, everything.

4. What would you do if you could cause explosions of varying sizes and forces?
Mostly just blow up random stuff. Garbage dumps, melon stands, what have you.

5. What would you do if you could control animals?

DOG ARMY!!!

 

[Canadian Ninja1]

1. What would you do if you were telekinetic?
For one, gain world renown as an excellent juggler. Honestly, I don't have a singular answer simply because it's so broad of a power that you could do literally anything with it.

2. Imagine it's groundhog day - nothing you do now will have any consequences whatsoever by tomorrow. A bunch of ruffians are loitering in your yard - what do you do?
Walk out as if I were going to leave the house, then drop one of them and let the ensuing chaos begin. Should I come out on top, I would proceed to beat someone to death with their own skull, just to say I did it.

3. What would you do if you could fly/levitate?
Never pay for gas again! Also be sure to find something to wear that can withstand major airspeeds.

4. What would you do if you could cause explosions of varying sizes and forces?
The idea of a Rosenberg Touch amuses me greatly. Wear gloves at all times, but when they come off, if I touch something? BOOOOOOOOOOOM. Also make things explode for no reason whatsoever.

5. What would you do if you could control animals?
Aside from the requisite army, start a TV show or a traveling show in which to utilize these talents in a humorous way. Like an animal orchestra.

 

[IcelandCreature]

1. What would you do if you were telekinetic?

Relive the AKIRA movie. Except I wouldn't get a funky arm and I'd avoid having my original arm blown off by a satellite laser.

2. Imagine it's groundhog day - nothing you do now will have any consequences whatsoever by tomorrow. A bunch of ruffians are loitering in your yard - what do you do?

Call Mr. T and have him pity those foo's.. If there's no consquences, surely there's no bill for calling him to come over? >=D

3. What would you do if you could fly/levitate?

Fly at high altitudes with enough heavy clothing to be noticed on radar, thereby making me visible on Air-traffic controllers' sensors systems. During this time, flights will be diverted, delayed and cancelled like nothing you've ever seen before. =D

4. What would you do if you could cause explosions of varying sizes and forces?

Make a hit-list and play a more violent, Death God-less version of Death Note.

5. What would you do if you could control animals?

Stop the damn rats from eating Kenny's corpse in South Park! I mean, seriously, it's disgusting. >___>

 

[skull108]

Well first i'll try and using em all for tickles or trying to get one in a situation where i could tickle em.

after that

1. What would you do if you were telekinetic?

dunno if it's the same thing but read people's mind so i could get smarter, learn bout there weakneses , move those idots there cars that are on MY spot.Get a coke from the fridge without leaving my chair, no thats not lazy i move the whole fridge to get it okay.

2. Imagine it's groundhog day - nothing you do now will have any consequences whatsoever by tomorrow. A bunch of ruffians are loitering in your yard - what do you do?

thats easy i don't have a yard 😀 ,but if i had any i'd use the first one to flip my yard and bury them with only there head sticking out ,then i get out with a lawnmower and scare the shit out of em.

3. What would you do if you could fly/levitate?

o man i would try to fly so fast that i would be arround he world in 5 min, after that up up up up uuuuup and then a freefall back down to bout 2mm from the ground.

4. What would you do if you could cause explosions of varying sizes and forces?

lets just say i would be using that to clean up the world map a bit

5. What would you do if you could control animals?

go to the zoo and make em re-act the lion king

 

[Mr. Blastoise]

1. Change my signature to say I am Mewtwo.

2. I'd go outside nude and in my best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression tell them to give me their clothes. After they refuse and a brutal fight ensues resulting in several deaths and me wearing a new leather jacket, I'd head over to the nearest Jazz Club and have a dance scene like the one in Spider-man 3.

3. Play chicken with an airplane.

4. Embaress my foes by adding fiery explosions to their farts.

5. I would take a dog and make it talk english. I would use my telekenesis to make it fly around in the air, and then I would film it and make my own Underdog movie.

 

[floop]

1. Hang out near beautiful girls and telekinettically tickle/make them orgasm 😛

2. Can't beat the lawnmower comment...but, strip completely, paint satanic symbols all over myself and approach them telling them I will eat their souls.

3. Speed so fast around the world that I send time backwards. Haha you'reall screwed then 😛. Or go looking foraliens and tell them "Earth says you have a big butt" in the most childish manner.

4. Going to a small children's school and simulatenouly explode their yogurts 😛

5. Train a bunch of Apes to subdue beautiful women, bring them to my cave and hold them whislt I tickle. Perfick 😛