What's the funniest thing you've said...

[sasaxrah]

Kraziedog and I were talking about the funny things we say when we're getting tickled. Apparently he threatened to throw god at a certain two other TMF'ers 😉 ... What's some of the funny shit you or your lee has come up with "under duress?"

 

[KrazieDog]

Bwhahaha... good post. As you already mentioned, I threatened to throw God and Christianity for that matter at Jo and Mandy in NY. That and "I'm a LER G'd DAMMIT!!!!" lol .... good times.

 

[Phineas]

Kraziedog and I were talking about the funny things we say when we're getting tickled. Apparently he threatened to throw god at a certain two other TMF'ers 😉 ... What's some of the funny shit you or your lee has come up with "under duress?"

I was at a gathering a few months ago and a few of the ladies were giving a particular guy what-for. I passed by the room on the way to the can and he was yelling "no! delete! that's not allowed!"

Sure as hell puts MS-DOS in a new light.

 

[baldadonis]

I realized in Ohio, I kept using the phrase "What did I ever do to you" while being tickled. Of course, I kept saying this to people I'd previously ler'd the crap out of, so it sort of lost its impact.

 

[Miss Serendipity]

hahahaa Great thread Sarah! I've been known to say some of the craziest things so trying to think of the funniest is hard. but one that stand out to me right now is: "no no sorry wrong numbaa" LOL!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

LOL i LOVE this thread 😀

Hmm...I tend to just yell whatever comes to mind and I can't always remember it (my mind is somewhat distracted after all) but I do consistantly say "no tooooooouch" and in Ohio I busted out with "I'LL MAKE YOU BROWNIES!" over...and over...and over LOL

 

[TMF Jeff]

When I was about 22, I was tickling my tied-up girlfriend and out of nowhere she shouted "Do not look behind the green door!"

 

[fireguardian]

Most of the time I can't even get words out. It's just a long string of random noises and half form words.

 

[sasaxrah]

and in Ohio I busted out with "I'LL MAKE YOU BROWNIES!" over...and over...and over LOL

Awww and that didn't help?? 🙂

 

[Artoo]

I've come out with a few corkers meself.

*Grabs poker* Get back, I have a poker...oh shit, I've got crap all over my hand

Well, I guess they sure showed me...

At the gathering that I said those things, they were by no means the funniest things spurted out by people. 😀

 

[Snail Shell]

I've never said anything while tickled, but some of the great ones said to me over the years are:

"Whoever threw ice down my pants, you're not my friend any more."

"I can't clap!"

"I'll stab you in the uterus you crazy fucking bitch!"

Snail Shell

 

[BellaRisa]

I have no idea, in fact I'd like to hear from 'lers of mine reading this what they've heard me say, I get the impression I'm amusing

I do know people enjoyed my "I sowwy!" after I sent our poor Baldy sailing into Lee's desk with my tiny-but-strong little legs

 

[Snail Shell]

I have no idea, in fact I'd like to hear from 'lers of mine reading this what they've heard me say, I get the impression I'm amusing

If you insist. 😉

A certain Mountie was told one night, "If you hit me with a wooden paddle, there won't be a place on this planet you can hide from me, little man."

😀

Snail Shell

 

[BellaRisa]

If you insist. 😉

A certain Mountie was told one night, "If you hit me with a wooden paddle, there won't be a place on this planet you can hide from me, little man."

😀

Snail Shell

LOL

That's a thing with me, NO ONE uses wooden toys on me except my Adam. Ok, maybe Jeff but he'd have to really want to

Wasn't that the same night I threatened to "beat you like a runaway slave?"

 

[Snail Shell]

LOL

That's a thing with me, NO ONE uses wooden toys on me except my Adam. Ok, maybe Jeff but he'd have to really want to

Wasn't that the same night I threatened to "beat you like a runaway slave?"

Oh probably. You said a lot of funny things that night.

"Sasquatch?" lol

What was funny about that was that Adam was picking you up the that I was picking up Sebastian the whole weekend. 😀

Snail Shell

 

[BellaRisa]

Oh probably. You said a lot of funny things that night.

"Sasquatch?" lol

What was funny about that was that Adam was picking you up the that I was picking up Sebastian the whole weekend. 😀

Snail Shell

I KNOW. Strong, ain't he? 🙄

 

[Snail Shell]

I KNOW. Strong, ain't he? 🙄

He's a sasquatch. What do you expect? 😉

Snail Shell

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Awww and that didn't help?? 🙂

Not even close LOL When the brownies didn't work...I offered brownies AND lasagna...and he said "Notice how the longer I keep tickling you the more stuff I get? Why should I stop?" LOL And that was pretty much the end of that LOL

 

[baldadonis]

I have no idea, in fact I'd like to hear from 'lers of mine reading this what they've heard me say, I get the impression I'm amusing

I do know people enjoyed my "I sowwy!" after I sent our poor Baldy sailing into Lee's desk with my tiny-but-strong little legs

That was very funny. But the funniest thing said in that session or any session I've been part of came when Rhino said, "Rhinos like dollars."

 

[Tiger.Lily]

Not even close LOL When the brownies didn't work...I offered brownies AND lasagna...and he said "Notice how the longer I keep tickling you the more stuff I get? Why should I stop?" LOL And that was pretty much the end of that LOL

Oh my God. I remember that. PRICELESS! Lawl!

 

[sasaxrah]

Not even close LOL When the brownies didn't work...I offered brownies AND lasagna...and he said "Notice how the longer I keep tickling you the more stuff I get? Why should I stop?" LOL And that was pretty much the end of that LOL

Bahahaha.

 

[TMF Jeff]

Ok, maybe Jeff but he'd have to really want to

😎.oO(hmmmm)

 

[BrightEyes1082]

😎.oO(hmmmm)

For a second there, I thought you were trying to do this: 😵
and I was all like, 😵 😵 O.O but then I saw it was just a
thought bubble. Le sigh.



My funny one-liners include:

I will kill you in half!
I will stab you in the face!
I wanna get down!
Mommieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
I am SO PISSED OFF right now! (Jeff: "I believe you.")
I'll call the mob on you!
My daddy owns NEST!
Please stop Ma'am! (ROFFLE) 😵
And I'm not sure this is considered a one-liner, but the noise that
comes when my screams are combined with Bella's hand going over
my mouth and patting it... this unfortunately became popular. ^^

 

[natural tickler]

I noticed when tickling Bella, she goes into hyperdrive begging at 100 MPH, and the squirrels outside are saying they have nothing on her in speed talking

 

[JPie1]

Bwhahaha... good post. As you already mentioned, I threatened to throw God and Christianity for that matter at Jo and Mandy in NY. That and "I'm a LER G'd DAMMIT!!!!" lol .... good times.

yeah, I think I have heard that out of you too! LOL