What's the funniest thing you've said...

[JPie1]

I realized in Ohio, I kept using the phrase "What did I ever do to you" while being tickled. Of course, I kept saying this to people I'd previously ler'd the crap out of, so it sort of lost its impact.

yup heard that one a couple time too..cute little ticklee...

 

[KrazieDog]

For a second there, I thought you were trying to do this: 😵
and I was all like, 😵 😵 O.O but then I saw it was just a
thought bubble. Le sigh.



My funny one-liners include:

I will kill you in half!
I will stab you in the face!
I wanna get down!
Mommieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
I am SO PISSED OFF right now! (Jeff: "I believe you.")
I'll call the mob on you!
My daddy owns NEST!
Please stop Ma'am! (ROFFLE) 😵
And I'm not sure this is considered a one-liner, but the noise that
comes when my screams are combined with Bella's hand going over
my mouth and patting it... this unfortunately became popular. ^^

Dun forget Sat night in Ohio...

"LEAVE ME ALONE, I FEEL LIKE A CIRCUS SIDESHOW RIGHT NOW!!!"

 

[Miss Serendipity]

When I was about 22, I was tickling my tied-up girlfriend and out of nowhere she shouted "Do not look behind the green door!"

hahaha that's pretty funny. I've said something similar to that If I remember right it was like "oooh don't look under there" or something like it lol

I love this thread it interesting to hear everything. Now that I am not tired anymore I Can list some more funny things:

"Get offf of meeeeeee"
"You can't touch thiss"
"I will fucking killlllllllll youuuuuuuuuuu"
"Ding dong the fingers are dead"
" la da da doo doo la da da doo"
"Don' la t lo tocca" (which means don't touch me in Italian)
" no no no nahhhhhhhhh"
"cream corn arrgacolockeiiss"
"Don't take him I love him"
"Stopppit"
"Gremlin"

and lots of incoherent gibberish

 

[Deleted member 66627]

"Wait..wait.. I need to tell you something!"

Ticklers stop. Wait for story..

I begin rambling about some girl looking for a job at UPS.

"Um..wait.. can you give me some education on the civil war?"

"Don't forget to pay the toll at the Jersey Turnpike!"

"Rhinos DO take plastic, right?!"

"Stop being quiet! Communication! Communication!"

"I put it over there, go get it!"

"That's not kosher!"

Those are just some I can think of off the top of my head.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

"Wait..wait.. I need to tell you something!"

Ticklers stop. Wait for story..

"I put it over there, go get it!"

LMAO two of my favs 🙂

Chey's Italian reminded me that I sometimes yell in "no more!" or "you're a bad tickler" in Spanish LOL

 

[Miss Serendipity]

LMAO two of my favs 🙂

Chey's Italian reminded me that I sometimes yell in "no more!" or "you're a bad tickler" in Spanish LOL

lulzsauce yeah it happens

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I'm bumping this hilarious and adorable thread. I'll even add to it.

In NH, in the midst of getting my ass handed to me in a pretty serious way, somebody (Radiohead?) was standing over me saying, "What's wrong Lyz? I thought you were ferocious" and I came back with, "I am! This is all part of my master plan! I have them right where I want them!"

 

[emilyemilyemily]

i was yelling the old testament in hebrew once. good times...?

 

[leafstk]

i was yelling the old testament in hebrew once. good times...?

Epic!

 

[Morning Angel]

At the August UK gathering I had BOFH666 and about 6 others tickling me while I was on a rack, and the little cushion I'd been resting my head on slipped out. Someone asked if I wanted it back and I screamed out:

"I CARE NOT FOR YOUR CUSHIONS!"

Suddenly they were all laughing harder than me... but that didn't last long 😛

 

[baldadonis]

While being ler'd today, I told Sarah, "Don't censor me. I have to roam free." I then started singing Born Free as she tickled me.

 

[tommytikl]

I have no idea, in fact I'd like to hear from 'lers of mine reading this what they've heard me say, I get the impression I'm amusing

I do know people enjoyed my "I sowwy!" after I sent our poor Baldy sailing into Lee's desk with my tiny-but-strong little legs

I still remember that "thud" sound... and the momentary pause and then tickling just resumed...too funny

 

[CuteJill143]

I realized in Ohio, I kept using the phrase "What did I ever do to you" while being tickled. Of course, I kept saying this to people I'd previously ler'd the crap out of, so it sort of lost its impact.

I was being LERed like crazy and I think everything I do and say are funny. I am mainly a screamer but this time....I kept having my repetitive outbursts of "ITS NOT FAIR!!!!!!" and "I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!!" lol Its common to repeat some of those phrases while being DESTROYED by your LER I guess. Its good to see we all find our repeat saying and not just me.

 

[Hypah]

"*while tickling me* What are you laughing at?! I didn't think I was THAT ugly!"
"*laughing* you are VERY ugly *laughing harder*"
"BETCH! *tickles more furiously*"

^^ lol happened just a couple days ago 😀

 

[CuteJill143]

At the August UK gathering I had BOFH666 and about 6 others tickling me while I was on a rack, and the little cushion I'd been resting my head on slipped out. Someone asked if I wanted it back and I screamed out:

"I CARE NOT FOR YOUR CUSHIONS!"

Suddenly they were all laughing harder than me... but that didn't last long 😛

LMAO!!!!! i love it! so properly stated underneath such laughter.

 

[CuteJill143]

While being ler'd today, I told Sarah, "Don't censor me. I have to roam free." I then started singing Born Free as she tickled me.

I will bet that made Sarah want to tickle you more like 10000x worse than how badly you must have already been getting it....And I can only imagine what this sarah/dave remix remix of the song may have sounded like while being tickled haha...i want a copy lol...And then I think of Sarah saying relentless things to you in the background....priceless

 

[sasaxrah]

While being ler'd today, I told Sarah, "Don't censor me. I have to roam free." I then started singing Born Free as she tickled me.

This explains Dave's new nickname, the Wild Buffalo.

 

[natural tickler]

When I had tickle a friend of mines the other day, I had worked over a really hot spot on her, and she responded by telling me to find another spot to tickle her....sucked the brains out my head