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When not to make love...

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A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia.



(Making love to a dead body.)



The judge told him,



"In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting,
immoral thing."



Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw
away the key!"




The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:



#1, It's none of your damn business;



#2, She was my wife; and.....





#3, I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!!!
 
I'm just at a loss for words. But my morbid sense of humor is laughing hysterically though.
 
Lol, the good ones are always so wrong, lol, we shouldn't laugh yet we still do. :blaugh:
 
An amusing little joke - I saw it coming.

The surprise was that Dan and I apparently have the same ex-wife!
 
sole seeker said:
An amusing little joke - I saw it coming.

The surprise was that Dan and I apparently have the same ex-wife!
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ooo that is sooo unkind of you...tsk tsk tsk...
 
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