A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia.
(Making love to a dead body.)
The judge told him,
"In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting,
immoral thing."
Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw
away the key!"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
#1, It's none of your damn business;
#2, She was my wife; and.....
#3, I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!!!
(Making love to a dead body.)
The judge told him,
"In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting,
immoral thing."
Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw
away the key!"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
#1, It's none of your damn business;
#2, She was my wife; and.....
#3, I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!!!
Whoa... sounds like my ex! 
oh. my. god! that's just wrong! LOL! funny, but so wrong! 
