Which Movie Would You Buy

[njjen3953]

Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy? Titanic or The Clinton Video?

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist

TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill

TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

hmmmm so many choices! LOL
Jen, those were funny! Thanks for Posting it!😀

 

[TicklingDuo]

Good find, Jen. I like that one!

Ann

 

[amk714]

I know it's not a serious post, but I wouldn't buy either, actually. 😛

 

[venray]

Neither...they are both highly overated...🙄

 

[AffectionateDan]

Hey, come on now, be fair...

Titanic WAS pretty good... no tickling, but Hollywood screws THAT up all the time.

 

[kurchatovium]

I think the Clinton Video is more of a comedy while the Titanic is a drama. Does the Clinton video come with a dictionary to define the word "is"?