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Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

I had several monumental blasts today. I love Chinese food! :bouncybou
 
Oh, maniac, here you are!

Plastic Surgery

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ass." :shake:
 
Helena said:
Plastic Surgery

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ass." :shake:
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Good one! im glad your going to be a regular poster here now. new recruits are always welcome! :bowing:
 
I usually have absolutely nothing to contribute that is funny or gross that hasn't already been done. But when I saw that joke, I immediately knew where to put it.
 
Helena said:
I usually have absolutely nothing to contribute that is funny or gross that hasn't already been done. But when I saw that joke, I immediately knew where to put it.
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And i thank you for it. :cool2:
 
Just came out of the shower with some good news. i had numerous releases while showering, and accompanied by a damp rectum, the results were duck like sounds that were so realistic! i suggest you all try this! :woot:
 
I had real, honest to God, homemade bean salad today and am trumpeting like a bull elephant! :xpulcy:
 
here Maniac-the perfect book for you!

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I like to think I know abit about farts... 1st of all girls never do them infact they I don't think they even know how.

Any hew, if you want me to judge who has the worst feel free to send me your smells in a jar.
PM me for details and you never know the winer might actully get a prize.


P.S don't bother PMing me if you want to send pooes or wees because that is just plain gross!
 
Tails said:
I like to think I know abit about farts... 1st of all girls never do them infact they I don't think they even know how.

Any hew, if you want me to judge who has the worst feel free to send me your smells in a jar.
PM me for details and you never know the winer might actully get a prize.


P.S don't bother PMing me if you want to send pooes or wees because that is just plain gross!
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Leave a mailing address. i have a bunch of jars i need to get rid of. :veryhappy
 
Just watched a classic MTV jackass episode. johnny knoxville took a yoga class and farted through the whole thing! priceless! now i ask you, is flatulence not the funniest thing on the planet? :bowing:
 
Better clean this place up, Maniac. We may have a new visitor.
 
maniactickler said:
We can only hope. and the only thing dirty here are my undies. :disgust:
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ok, so this is the gas chamber of the TMF ....
*looks around*
hmm, nice, all cleaned up 🙂
but then again...
*opens all windows*
maybe i'll come back later again
:imouttahe
 
Yesterday my crew ate lunch at an all you can eat buffet. Today we sounded like a symphony conducted by Artur Rubinstein. :veryhappy
 
gabrielle said:
ok, so this is the gas chamber of the TMF ....
*looks around*
hmm, nice, all cleaned up 🙂
but then again...
*opens all windows*
maybe i'll come back later again
:imouttahe
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welcome gabrielle! i knew youd find your way here. you followed the scent i assume? please stop by again. oh, by the way, we dont open the windows in here. thats a sin. it releases all the delicious aromas. :happyfloa
 
maniactickler said:
welcome gabrielle! i knew youd find your way here. you followed the scent i assume? please stop by again. oh, by the way, we dont open the windows in here. thats a sin. it releases all the delicious aromas. :happyfloa
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well, you can have me here as a sinner - or I'll stay away as a saint - your choice..
*opens windows again*
:devil:

cheers
gabrielle
 
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