Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

[blondie46]

I forgot about my cousin Amy Marie. She's cleared many a room & car. She is so good looking, with big green eyes and the most lustrous black hair. I had Amy beat with the numbers though.

(Hey, yeah, I was wondering why my panties have always been so quick to get holes in em.)

 

[maniactickler]

I forgot about my cousin Amy Marie. She's cleared many a room & car. She is so good looking, with big green eyes and the most lustrous black hair. I had Amy beat with the numbers though.

(Hey, yeah, I was wondering why my panties have always been so quick to get holes in em.)

Damn! blasting holes in your panties? now thats hard core!

 

[General Zod]

I don't know about ya'll,but I hate wet farts

 

[maniactickler]

Just had a McDonalds fish sandwich. my stomach is gurgling. ill keep everyone posted on any releases.

 

[amk714]

Just had a McDonalds fish sandwich. my stomach is gurgling. ill keep everyone posted on any releases.

You mean this?

 

[milagros317]

This thread is becoming disgusting.

 

[kered]

This thread is becoming disgusting.

And boring since isabeau doesn't come to this thread to poo-poo us anymore.

 

[amk714]

Disgusting and boring threads are no fun.

 

[maniactickler]

You mean this?

Yep, thats the culprit. and im pleased to inform everyone that mass quantities of methane gas were released.

 

[isabeau]

And boring since isabeau doesn't come to this thread to poo-poo us anymore.

lol kered...... this thread is totally gaaaaaaaaaaaaaarosss leave it to a maniac to start something soooo disgusting and vile

isabeau

 

[kered]

lol kered...... this thread is totally gaaaaaaaaaaaaaarosss leave it to a maniac to start something soooo disgusting and vile

isabeau

isabeau....a scolding from you would be music to any man's ears.

 

[isabeau]

isabeau....a scolding from you would be music to any man's ears.

oo hon flattery will get you everywhere......

isabeau

 

[amk714]

Yep, thats the culprit. and im pleased to inform everyone that mass quantities of methane gas were released.

Good for you! Bad for those around you.

 

[maniactickler]

lol kered...... this thread is totally gaaaaaaaaaaaaaarosss leave it to a maniac to start something soooo disgusting and vile

isabeau

The human body and its many functions should be considered a masterpiece, not disgusting and vile.

 

[isabeau]

The human body and its many functions should be considered a masterpiece, not disgusting and vile.

to a maniac maybe, but to me??? nope pure as the driven snow i am.

isabeau

 

[Illtcklu]

to a maniac maybe, but to me??? nope pure as the driven snow i am.

isabeau

Hee hee. I couldn't read that with a straight face.

 

[milagros317]

Everybody passes gas sometimes.

 

[amk714]

True, Mils. Anyone who says (s)he's never passed gas is a liar.

 

[maniactickler]

I find there isnt a better way to pass time, than to pass gas.

 

[maniactickler]

I just released some methane.

 

[maniactickler]

Just a quick update. more methane was released into the atmosphere by yours truly.

 

[maniactickler]

Just had a little release. damn mayo does it to me everytime.

 

[maniactickler]

Just had an early morning release.

 

[amk714]

Thanks for the update, Maniac.

 

[maniactickler]

A quick update. i just released a soft wispy one with an extremely unpleasant fragrance.