Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

[maniactickler]

I had a bunch of apple cobbler last night. Just let one fly and it moved the coffee table about two feet.

Next time could you video tape that? id like to see that.

 

[maniactickler]

This post is dedicated to isabeau.

 

[tulipangel]

The dutch oven! i love it! nothing better than that. consider yourself honored.

Yeah... Ummm... I dont feel honored! I felt grossed out! Yucky! It stunk!

 

[maniactickler]

Next to tickling a woman, giving her a dutch oven would be the next best thing.

 

[kered]

It's pizza and beer night so I should have something to post tomorrow that Isabeau will have something not "wink wink.." to read. 🙄 😀

 

[maniactickler]

It's pizza and beer night so I should have something to post tomorrow that Isabeau will have something not "wink wink.." to read. 🙄 😀

Any luck?

 

[tulipangel]

Next to tickling a woman, giving her a dutch oven would be the next best thing.

LMAO yucky! just gross! SOME men are so gross! Its kinda hot though! In a sick twisted way!

 

[isabeau]

LMAO yucky! just gross! SOME men are so gross! Its kinda hot though! In a sick twisted way!

tulip love pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee dont contribute to this sick sick thread the man is a maniacal gas freak lolol let this thread die nowwwwwwwww

isabeau

 

[tulipangel]

tulip love pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee dont contribute to this sick sick thread the man is a maniacal gas freak lolol let this thread die nowwwwwwwww

isabeau

Im sorry dear! I just think its the greatest thread ever started! Where else can you talk so freely about gas?

 

[kered]

tulip love pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee dont contribute to this sick sick thread the man is a maniacal gas freak lolol let this thread die nowwwwwwwww

isabeau

Maniac was right! Izzy does sneak in here every now and then. The last one I just cranked off ruffled the curtains across the room. Wow, it was pretty ripe too!

 

[maniactickler]

I just want to personally thank all who continue to contribute to this very important thread. including isabeau. 😉

 

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I just let one off in the shower. I was trapped. It was scarey.

 

[maniactickler]

I just let one off in the shower. I was trapped. It was scarey.

I love those shower releases. they tend to sound like ducks with all the dampness.

 

[kered]

I love those shower releases. they tend to sound like ducks with all the dampness.

LMAO...Izzy will love that one.

 

[tulipangel]

Like a duck or a goose?

 

[kered]

Like a duck or a goose?

Mine are quite duck-like. You'll have to ask Maniac about his.

 

[maniactickler]

Mine are quite duck-like. You'll have to ask Maniac about his.

Yes, definately more duck like. the goose ones have more of a deep pitch.

 

[tulipangel]

I was friends with this guy in HS and he always said "that was a wet one" but had no smell! Why is that?

 

[kered]

Ummmmm..........I'll let Maniac field that question.

 

[maniactickler]

I was friends with this guy in HS and he always said "that was a wet one" but had no smell! Why is that?

Well the moisture from the wet ones tend to absorb the aroma and also prevent excessive windage. for example, its like wetting down a sandy field on a windy day. it prevents the sand from blowing around. unless of course you actually draw mud. thats a different story. 😱

 

[tulipangel]

Well the moisture from the wet ones tend to absorb the aroma and also prevent excessive windage. for example, its like wetting down a sandy field on a windy day. it prevents the sand from blowing around. unless of course you actually draw mud. thats a different story. 😱

OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhh! I get it! Your so smart! What would I do with out you? I'd be like a lost puppy!

 

[maniactickler]

OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhh! I get it! Your so smart! What would I do with out you? I'd be like a lost puppy!

Thank you. feel free to contact me if you ever need any advice on this subject.

 

[tulipangel]

Thank you. feel free to contact me if you ever need any advice on this subject.

I will..... Oh I have one more real quick! Sometimes my BF's smell like eggs when he hasn't had eggs in a month! How is that? And they STINK!

 

[maniactickler]

I will..... Oh I have one more real quick! Sometimes my BF's smell like eggs when he hasn't had eggs in a month! How is that? And they STINK!

That can be traced to a combination of things. theres no exact answer for this one. ive had an eggy flatulence scent from eating a cream of corn/broccoli combo. its all in the individuals eating habits. greasy foods tend to lend a hand to that eggy scent. by the way, whats wrong with an eggy scent? those are classics.

 

[maniactickler]

News flash! dairy queen ice cream gives me gas AND the runs!