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Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?
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maniactickler said:Hmm...how old is this he-man gentleman? i will give my permission to you if hes under 30. and what is his flatulent experience? this is an important factor in my decision.
Well, I'm 25, and as for flatulent experience, my father, Kind Randor, thinks I stink as Prince Adam.
Also,did you see the live-action Masters of the Universe movie? I REALLY stunk in that one...in fact, the whole move stunk!
And I've secretly been taking lessons from one of Skeletor's henchmen, Stinkor , to lear how he produces that gas that stunk up the whole kingdom on Eternia!
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Sure but what have you done lately, grasshopper?He-Man said:Well, I'm 25, and as for flatulent experience, my father, Kind Randor, thinks I stink as Prince Adam.
Also,did you see the live-action Masters of the Universe movie? I REALLY stunk in that one...in fact, the whole move stunk!
And I've secretly been taking lessons from one of Skeletor's henchmen, Stinkor , to lear how he produces that gas that stunk up the whole kingdom on Eternia!
Don't make me stinky. You wouldn't like me if I'm stinky.
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kered said:Really. How loud will you release when you find out they are running around your back with some flatulent "chippee" while you are home with the kids?
We will make wonderfully fragrant flatulence because they won't be running around with any flatulent floozy! 
He-Man, tell him! You love my flatulence and not the flatulent legacy!
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Although I've been asked to look after you, I'm not the one he should ask. He needs to convince the Great Maniac.ticklingnemesis said:
He-Man, tell him! You love my flatulence and not the flatulent legacy!
ticklingnemesis said:He-Man, tell him! You love my flatulence and not the flatulent legacy!
Yes, we are destined for each other. In fact, inside Castle Grayskull, the Sorceress discovered a sword just for you...the Sword of Odor.
*hand sword to ticklingnemesis* For the odor of Grayskull, and by the odor of Grayskull, ticklingnemesis, we will have the power!
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😀 We shall be the smelliest rulers of the flatulent kingdom!He-Man said:
😛 I know that! He-Man, or any of my other suitors, shall prove his honor to you, my protector, and to King Maniac, and be worthy of me. 😀kered said:
Speaking of King Maniac, where is he? He hasn't chimed in yet.
I've sent out the fart signal!
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He's probably getting liquored up for the big game.ticklingnemesis said:😀 We shall be the smelliest rulers of the flatulent kingdom!
😛 I know that! He-Man, or any of my other suitors, shall prove his honor to you, my protector, and to King Maniac, and be worthy of me. 😀
Speaking of King Maniac, where is he? He hasn't chimed in yet.
I've sent out the fart signal!
ticklingnemesis said:😀 We shall be the smelliest rulers of the flatulent kingdom!
Yes, we shall, my love --and after our wedding, everyone at the party will be invited to watch the worst episodes of 80's cartoon series. It shall be a huge crapfest!!
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He-Man said:
Ah, my dear, you have captured my heart! 
But you must prove to King Maniac that you're an honorable flatulent man
😛 There's a puke thread! Let me guess, maniac started that one too!kered said:Please excuse me while I go visit the puke thread.
He'll have wonderful flatulence to report after he recovers from his hangover.kered said:
That is if he can remember them. 😀ticklingnemesis said:
But you must prove to King Maniac that you're an honorable flatulent man
That should be easy enough..after all, I spent years being called by a Sorceress to defend Castle Grayskull and I never once hit on her--or the women in Etheria when I'd visit my sister to lend a hand(and occassionally a few farts), in the war against Hordak.
Plus, I fight evil in not much more than furry underwear.
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......This has got to be the craziest thread on the TMF ever. lol
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😀 An honorable man, you shall make a good king at my side after I inherit the throne from King Maniac! But remember, your flatulence must me loud, strong, and very fragrant!He-Man said:
(Yeah, it's crazy! But it's the best thread ever! 😀)
ticklingnemesis said:😀 An honorable man, you shall make a good king at my side after I inherit the throne from King Maniac! But remember, your flatulence must me loud, strong, and very fragrant!
Well, I'm sure Perfuma from Etheria will be happy to teach me the "fragrant" part, loud I'm learning from Stinkor..and as for strong...*looks at camera* kids, it wasn't my fist causing the ground to shake when I did the "thunder punch" in the 80s series.
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LOL!He-Man said:
I'm sure you shall prove yourself to Maniac and he'll agree to our flatulent union. 😀
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Our combined flatulence wouldn't work.He-Man said:
It wouldn't even slow him down. Not even a tad bit.
kered said:Is this a statement from an honorable man, Princess?
Okay, fine--if that's not honorable, I can always be her tickle-slave instead.
ugh...good thing I'm never stuck guarding that damn castle all day from Skeletor's attacks. Havin to be honorable in addition to that...no wonder the Sorceress was such a bitch in my 2002 MOTU cartoon series
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'Tis not, but it shows how much he wishes to be with me. 😀kered said:Is this a statement from an honorable man, Princess?
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Ive returned from my victorious superbowl win! i may have to set up a gassy duel between my most honored warrior Kered vs this flatulent new comer He-man. the winner of this duel would have the honor of having Nemesis as his queen. the loser........... well the loser must face the dreaded gas chamber filled with a combination of my most rancid flatulence! 
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Now, now, a duel is not necessary. Kered has not asked for my hand in marriage. (God, don't want him to pass out again! LOL! 😀) Only He-Man has. Kered is only questioning his motives. He-Man must prove his honor and worthiness to you before granting our flatulent union. 😀maniactickler said:Ive returned from my victorious superbowl win! i may have to set up a gassy duel between my most honored warrior Kered vs this flatulent new comer He-man. the winner of this duel would have the honor of having Nemesis as his queen. the loser........... well the loser must face the dreaded gas chamber filled with a combination of my most rancid flatulence!
