Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

[Michael514]

Welcome! and thank you for your contribution here.

Your welcome! It is a pleasure and it's hard to post on this thread when you smell and taste is gone!

 

[kered]

Just released a couple of sonorous sevens. It looks like it's going to be a great day!




G'morning Izzy!

 

[maniactickler]

Ive been in a bit of a slump lately. i promise to pick it up a notch. you have my word on that. im currently studying certain food combinations that will form maximum turbulence in my gastric region.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Ive been in a bit of a slump lately. i promise to pick it up a notch. you have my word on that. im currently studying certain food combinations that will form maximum turbulence in my gastric region.

You must let us know which food combinations work so we can try them ourselves. Good farts mean a good day.

 

[maniactickler]

You must let us know which food combinations work so we can try them ourselves. Good farts mean a good day.

Im working on it. it may take some time though. im currently in touch with world renowned gastrologists and nutritionists.

 

[kered]

You must let us know which food combinations work so we can try them ourselves. Good farts mean a good day.

Then I had a fantastic day!!!

 

[Michael514]

I have no smell or taste, but according to my wife, both my sons!

 

[maniactickler]

Ive been on a roll! ripping blasts left and right! i need to keep it in check this friday though. im working for a cute customer. dont want to give away my secret passion too soon.

 

[Mimi]

What do you know? Maniac finally submitted a picture of himself to the forum!

 

[isabeau]

What do you know? Maniac finally submitted a picture of himself to the forum!

wtg Meems....

 

[goddess_nemesis]

wtg Meems....

Well, well, well, Izzy, long time no see. It's always a pleasure to see you post in here. I'm sure maniac is happy!

 

[kered]

Both Mimi and Izzy. Maniac will be in flatulence heaven!

 

[maniactickler]

Well, well, well, Izzy, long time no see. It's always a pleasure to see you post in here. I'm sure maniac is happy!

Its no surprise to me that isabeau enjoys this thread.

 

[maniactickler]

Both Mimi and Izzy. Maniac will be in flatulence heaven!

I had suspicions that mimi enjoyed this thread. now i have the proof.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Its no surprise to me that isabeau enjoys this thread.

Of course it's no surprise, but it's always a pleasure to see her post in here. 😀

 

[maniactickler]

The past few days i think ive released over a hundred blasts. with an aroma that would make a skunk jealous! im back on my game!

 

[kered]

My butt's singing a happy tune this morning since Izzy came back! 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I had a smelly one yesterday at work. Must have been something I ate.

 

[isabeau]

My butt's singing a happy tune this morning since Izzy came back! 😀

willl you keep my name out of this extremely disgusting and vile thread????? thank you sooo much big brother....speaking of which...big brother sometimes has a dirty mind..tsk tsk tsk.....i heard...well i'll keep that for the scandalous thread...hehe

 

[goddess_nemesis]

willl you keep my name out of this extremely disgusting and vile thread????? thank you sooo much big brother....speaking of which...big brother sometimes has a dirty mind..tsk tsk tsk.....i heard...well i'll keep that for the scandalous thread...hehe

Y'know, Izzy, you've said that you wouldn't post in this thread, yet you keep coming back. Obviously you enjoy the occasional release of flatulence. You may not be a heavy hitter like maniac, but really deep down, you're one of us. 😛

 

[kered]

Izzy is a closet flatulator?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Izzy is a closet flatulator?

Obviously, even maniac would agree. She talks about hating it and finding it disgusting but really it's just to throw us off. Why else would she keep coming back to this thread and post in it. She secretly loves flatulance!

 

[maniactickler]

Yes, its flatulently obvious that isabeau enjoys this thread. on another good note, my releases have been extra moist, due to my increased dairy queen ice cream intake.

 

[kered]

Yes, its flatulently obvious that isabeau enjoys this thread. on another good note, my releases have been extra moist, due to my increased dairy queen ice cream intake.

I agree! A good Dilly Dar can produce very aromatic releases.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I had some nice ones today. They don't rank high for sound, but they sure did rank high for smell. 😛