Who would you rather punch directly in the face

[Cy/MiG]

I want, so badly, to just clock the oxyclean guy.

Billy Mays.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I can stomach Larry the Cable Guy...and I labia Sarah Silverman , but I'm a big fan of tasteless, vulgar, politically incorrect humor 🙂

However, I fucking HATE sally field and renee zelwegger...so much that I refuse to capitalize their names, and I don't care if I spelled zelwegger wrong...that's right...I said it.

 

[PainTrain]

I'd also kick dave matthews in the shins

Agreed. Love Larry!

 

[CurtWild]

Larry

i like Sara Silverman

oh and i got a bit scared when i saw the carrot top pic on page one.....

 

[911]

Every white Canadian. Young, old, male or female.

"Awwwwwwww"

I'm coming for you Ruth, you swine.

Cheers.

Why every white Canadian? Should I paint myself a different colour.

 

[COOLCAT88]

Barack Obama. I just do for some odd reason.

 

[3xPIN]

Silverman!

The cable guy at least has a target audience! Silverman is just proof if you fuck someone with money you can get your own show! Friggin' nepotism! Comedy central needs to get some good shows again and tell the shitty ones where to go! Fox! thats where!

 

[GirlWhoLikes2Laugh]

Larry the Cable Guy

or

Sarah Silverman



Don't worry about the ethical/moral issues involved here, Sarah Silverman is a man in disguise anyway.


I'd go with Larry the Cable Guy because he's about as funny as Down's Syndrome. It's close though, because Sarah Silverman is really really really obnoxious

I'd probably want to punch Larry because although I think he's funny I am not a big fan of rednecks. Also, I don't think it's nice to say he's as funny as Down's Syndrome. That is a serious disability and you're basically insulting people who have Down Syndrome by saying they're as funny as Larry the Cable Guy.

 

[GirlWhoLikes2Laugh]

Every white Canadian. Young, old, male or female.

"Awwwwwwww"

I'm coming for you Ruth, you swine.

Cheers.

I agree with you that you should punch every Canadian (white or whatever race) just for the heck of it, I'd like to see that happen, LOL .

 

[Adam]

Can I say neither and pick Jimmy Fallon instead? No punching, either. Swift punt to the cranium.

 

[kered]

I agree with you that you should punch every Canadian (white or whatever race) just for the heck of it, I'd like to see that happen, LOL .

Now why would a nice girl like you want to punch Canadians? I know several Canadians and they are very fun to be around!

 

[GirlWhoLikes2Laugh]

Now why would a nice girl like you want to punch Canadians? I know several Canadians and they are very fun to be around!

I am just joking around kered! Actually, there's only one Canadian that I'd like to punch in the face and he's a member of this forum. I don't want to say who it is but I'd like to punch him.

 

[Tantrum]

Larry the Cable Guy

or

Sarah Silverman

Neither. I think Larry's a scream.

As for Sarah, I think she's cute as hell.

Once again, I have to agree with MrMacphisto (a nasty mutual habit), but I must caution him: if he wants a chance, he should become a comedian. Sarah Silverman has fucked so many comedians, she now has a little light above her headboard so they know when they have two minutes left!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I'd probably want to punch Larry because although I think he's funny I am not a big fan of rednecks. Also, I don't think it's nice to say he's as funny as Down's Syndrome. That is a serious disability and you're basically insulting people who have Down Syndrome by saying they're as funny as Larry the Cable Guy.

I think the whole point is that Down's Syndrome isn't funny...and thus...neither is LtCG

 

[GirlWhoLikes2Laugh]

I think the whole point is that Down's Syndrome isn't funny...and thus...neither is LtCG

I didn't think of it like that, maybe you're right.

 

[NukeLaloosh]

Also, I don't think it's nice to say he's as funny as Down's Syndrome. That is a serious disability and you're basically insulting people who have Down Syndrome by saying they're as funny as Larry the Cable Guy.

Yeah, I didn't mean that Down's Syndrome is funny. The point of the thread was that it's not funny at all. Much like Sarah Silverman (it's not that she's vulgar and tactless, this is the 21st century, she just totally sucks) and Larry the Cable Douche.

The only way Down's Syndrome would be funny would be if someone with it kicked Sarah Silverman right in the vagina